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  • Fluff Piece: This is So Douchey, You'd Think Hanley Wrote It

    Dear David Samson and Jeffrey Loria,

    Now that the final game has been played at Joe Robbie Stadium, the Florida Marlins begin the transition to a new era — with a fiery new manager, a shiny new yet-to-be-named stadium, a new colorful (yikes, if that’s the real one) brand and uniforms, and a new name – the Miami Marlins. It’s a step into the future, for sure, and I really hope it’s a monumental step that creates years of incredible memories for me, you, the players and the fans everywhere, regardless of whether they live in Miami-Dade, Broward, Palm Beach or any other county in the U.S.

    I’m truly excited about the future of the franchise.

    But …

    I’m a little troubled by your actions and words over the past few weeks. They’ve come across as a desire to leave your roots behind and start from scratch. Remember, you’re not moving across the country to San Antonio or Las Vegas or Portland, you’re moving down the street. Your choice of words in recent statements make it sound like the past is no longer relevant – and the fans associated with the past are not as important as the ones who will be associated with the future.

    If you truly feel that way and are leaving the past behind in your efforts to create something crazy delicious in Miami, then I believe you can’t pick and choose what you take with you to your funky new South Beachy ballpark. The new name, brand, uniforms and stadium are the next chapter, yes. But your desire to leave behind everything that was shouldn’t involve cherry picking your favorite accessories to take along and decorate your new home.

    If you want to officially close the book on the F-L-O-R-I-D-A Marlins and leave the fans of the F-L-O-R-I-D-A Marlins behind, that’s your choice. But as far as I’m concerned …

    The two F-L-O-R-I-D-A Marlins championship trophies?
    You can’t take them with you.

    The F-L-O-R-I-D-A Marlins no-hitters by Al Leiter, Kevin Brown, A.J. Burnett and Anibal Sanchez?

    You can’t take them with you.

    The Carl Barger retired number – honoring the man who worked tirelessly to bring the inaugural F-L-O-R-I-D-A Marlins team to South Florida?

    You can’t take it with you.

    The images of Craig Counsell, Edgar Renteria, Livan Hernandez and Jim Leyland celebrating the 1997 F-L-O-R-I-D-A Marlins championship?

    You can’t take them with you.

    Mr. Marlin, Jeff Conine?

    You can’t take him with you. (Sorry, Jeff.)

    Pudge Rodriguez thrusting the ball in the air and being tackled at home plate by Uggie Urbina after beating the Giants in the 2003 NLDS?

    You can’t take it with you.

    Josh Beckett riding the shoulders of teammates after beating the invincible New York Yankees for the 2003 World Series?

    You can’t take it with you.

    You can’t take those and all the other memories created by the F-L-O-R-I-D-A Marlins if all you’re concerned about now is the Miami Marlins and the new fan base you want to cultivate.

    As for me — and all the other F-L-O-R-I-D-A Marlins fans, and soon to be Miami Marlins fans (which very much includes me) — we can take it with us.

    We can take all of those memories with us forever because we were the ones who supported the product on the field through thick and thin. No matter what you do to distance us from you, you can never distance us from the F-L-O-R-I-D-A Marlins and their history. It’s ours to keep. Forever.

    By the way, we’re the reason you get to play in the sandbox you play in. Just in case you forgot.

    Forever a F-L-O-R-I-D-A Marlins and soon to be a Miami Marlins fan,
    CelebratetheF
    http://www.throughthefencebaseball.c...agement/11594/

    Yeah, they're not honoring history at all. Too bad they didn't spend the final game basically fully honoring the entire past of the organization. Oh yeah...


    And yeah Loria and Samson, you can't take the 2003 ring you won with you! Especially you, Loria, that paid for them. THAT BELONGS TO THE FANS!!!
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    F-L-O-R-I-D-A
    Last edited by HUGG; 10-01-2011, 07:24 PM. Reason: Doublepost Merged

  • #2
    Who the fuck is this guy?

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    • #3
      Conine flew the championship flags to the new stadium via helicopter.


      He took that with him.

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      • #4
        Flo-Rida should sue, or remix it.
        There's No jOOj In Team.

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        • #5
          I told him it was epic level terrible in the comments.
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          Originally posted by MiamiHomer View Post
          Who the fuck is this guy?
          Big Z
          Last edited by HUGG; 10-01-2011, 07:34 PM. Reason: Doublepost Merged

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          • #6
            We are the boys from old Florida

            F-L-O-R-I-D-A

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            • #7
              Reporter Bio

              Born with a baseball in hand ... threw ball to dad in delivery room ... left-handed. Played ball until elbow blowout in college ... no clue what to do next ... became a sports writer. Season-ticket holder with Florida Marlins from inaugural season until move to Seattle in 2009 ... learning to love the Mariners.
              METES YOU SON OF A BITCH

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              • #8
                F-L-O-R-I-D-A means forgotten history in Spanish.

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                • #9
                  He'll be getting a talk show on ESPN2.
                  There's No jOOj In Team.

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                  • #10
                    What a stupid ass article. I'd like my 2 minutes back.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Hugg View Post
                      Reporter Bio



                      METES YOU SON OF A BITCH
                      I'm learning
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                      I'm confused, I thought it was a real article then I saw the link is to "through the fence baseball.com"
                      Last edited by Metes; 10-01-2011, 07:53 PM. Reason: Doublepost Merged

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                      • #12
                        Well, considering most "real articles" on this site are from the Miami Herald (no offense bobo) or the Sun-Sentinel...is there really a difference?

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                        • #13
                          Mr. Sumple is silly.
                          This is a Dolphins town, though.

                          "Fuck, what've they done?'' --Ozzie Guillen

                          I am dead set against free agency, it can ruin baseball. --- George Steinbrenner

                          2010 SoFlaMarlins Fantasy Baseball Champion
                          Edmonton Ice Bats
                          2007 Teal League Wildcard
                          2008 Teal League Wildcard

                          2009 Teal League Wildcard
                          2010 Teal League Wildcard
                          2011 Teal League West Division Winner

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Hugg View Post
                            Well, considering most "real articles" on this site are from the Miami Herald (no offense bobo)
                            I'LL KILL YOU
                            Last edited by Bobbob1313; 10-02-2011, 12:19 AM.
                            poop

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                            • #15
                              Um don't all organizations try and pick and choose what things to remember. It really doesn't matter at the end of the day because the fans remember it and its all documented. But Yankee fans don't remember 89-92 when the team sucked or all the other years they were awful. They constantly quote how many world series titles they have.

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