The Ozzie Guillen Thread

[MiamiHomer]

Good, that's what I was aiming for.

[Beef]

:-()

[MiamiHomer]

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[Fishfan79]

trade them Leo Nunez and Juanky Oviedo a 2 for one deal.

[Beef]

But really, Hugg is right. The thread that would exist if Volstad were traded for Ozzie Guillen would be the all time greatest thread. It would melt the internet.

[jOOj]

I'd feel bad for mibs since White Sox fans are meaner than the 12 Marlins fans.

[HUGG]

This is a disaster waiting to happen. Loria and managers that love to talk like Ozzie are like oil and water. Loria couldn't deal with Giradi. He's not going to like havin Ozzie being all outspoken either.

[Beef]

I'd feel bad for mibs since White Sox fans are meaner than the 12 Marlins fans.

Al Gore gon ban her from the internet in advance of her going to their boards

[jOOj]

Yo dawg! I herd you like Marlins.

[MiamiHomer]

SO is Ozzie going to be the one to rip down the final countdown number at Sun Life?

[jOOj]

Xzibit will do it.

[HUGG]

I hope we're not giving up anything major.

[Chewford]

It's going to be so awesome having Xzhibit as bench coach.

[jOOj]

Yo dawg! I herd you like double switches, so I gon put the LFer in to pitch and a 5 man IF.

[MiamiHomer]

SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
sound like @LoMoMarlins is not in ozzie deal. doubt theyll get a player of that stature for manager begging to go

jonmorosi Jon Morosi
Source: #WhiteSox would receive at least one player in return for Ozzie in proposed deal with #Marlins.

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