Phillies Keep Losing, Marlins Do the Same, Florida Falls 3-2

[Party]

He was shocked Volstad was capable of such a performance.

[MiamiHomer]

It's not even his best of the season.

[Erick]

The offense is absolute garbage right now. We need to stop putting Boner in the line-up. Infante is crap. John Buck's OPS is 44 points below his career average. LoMo hit two silo home runs. Hanley is hurt. CC got some hits. Yuck.

Quote of the day from Yiqui Quintana on the radio:

"We have to check if it's Volstad's birthday today. If it's not his birthday, it should be his saint's [birthday]."

And who plays?

[Mainge]

Doesn't make much sense. People always have extraordinary performances on their birthdays? What the fuck does his Saint have to with anything?

Neg me all you want, that's a silly quote

[Party]

And who plays?

Ozzie and hope to catch lightning in a bottle.

[Mainge]

And who plays?

The guy who's been bad for 90% of his career.

[Party]

Doesn't make much sense. People always have extraordinary performances on their birthdays? What the fuck does his Saint have to with anything?

Neg me all you want, that's a silly quote

It's a Latin thing.

[Erick]

Ozzie and hope to catch lightning in a bottle.

The same guy who hasn't even been able to hit in the PCL this year?

[Party]

Yeah, that same guy.

[Chewford]

Hanley probably gon go to the DL, JJ has no return date, and the offense is full of fuck. I knew this season was probably too good to be true. I don't see how this team can keep up with Atlanta and Philly for much longer if something doesn't change soon. The Beatles cover band had a better lineup tonight than the Marlins.

[Erick]

Yeah, that same guy.

Sounds like a wonderful idea.
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Hanley probably gon go to the DL, JJ has no return date, and the offense is full of fuck. I knew this season was probably too good to be true. I don't see how this team can keep up with Atlanta and Philly for much longer if something doesn't change soon. The Beatles cover band had a better lineup tonight than the Marlins.

Our offense isn't as bad as you seem to think.

That should help your panic meter a bit.

[Chewford]

What's the worst that happens if we give Ozzie some starts?

[TealMonster08]

He plays as good as Bonifacio.

[MiamiHomer]

Or worse.

[Mainge]

Without the range or speed.