Postgame: The Cubs Pitcher is Named Casey Coleman, Cubs Sweep Marlins 5-1

[MiamiHomer]

[Chewford]

This team couldn't hit their way out of a wet titanium alloy bag.

[FishFanInPA]

oh no we suck again.

[TealMonster08]

We are a lot more fun to watch on the road.

[MiamiHomer]

According to google image search, this is the individual that went 5.2 IP with 7 Ks tonight.

[Mainge]

This team couldn't hit their way out of a wet titanium alloy bag.

Seems like it would difficult to do that, no?

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

What did Rich and Tommy say? 22 left on base the last two games? Enough said.

[Chewford]

Seems like it would difficult to do that, no?

Well it's hard to think of a material that Mike Stanton can't breach.

[MiamiHomer]

Coming into tonight Coleman had 28.2 IP 18 K 20 BB 7.22 ERA 1.95 WHIP.

Javy Vazquez actually had a lower WHIP than him before tonight.

[Omar]

I was upset that the Marlins weren't scoring runs until I logged into the Game Thread and saw that we were facing some guy no one had heard of and that had Javquez's numbers. I stopped being upset as I instantly understood.

[Erick]

I was upset that the Marlins weren't scoring runs until I logged into the Game Thread and saw that we were facing some guy no one had heard of and that had Javquez's numbers. I stopped being upset as I instantly understood.

I don't understand.

[MiamiHomer]

We suck against shitty unknown pitchers.

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

JCRMarlinsbeat: Because they needed offense at that point. RT @ehsank24 Any updates on why Volstad left so early?

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Taking out Volstad didn't lose us the game, so stop bitching.

[AdamRavs]

Move Hanley to lead off and put cogs in the 8 hole with infante back at the 2