Postgame: JJ Continues To Dominate And Marlins Defeat Pirate 6-0 In Series Opener

[MiamiHomer]

[Chewford]

JJ is absurd.

0.59 WHIP. Absurd.

[AdamRavs]

He is on a tear! love it!

[Bobbob1313]

That was a cool game from JJ. He's really a swell guy.

[The Hanram]

When looking at baller in the dictionary, all there is is a picture of JJ.

[MiamiHomer]

Also if people missed it, LoMo left the game early with a strained left arch.

[Omar]

I can't get over us blowing out the Pirates. Times are good on Marlins Avenue.

Also good to see that Tommy Hutton's ilk can find ways to cosmically jinx the no-hitter even when he's not on the air (not that it counts before 5, anyway).

[dim]

I can't get over us blowing out the Pirates. Times are good on Marlins Avenue.

Also good to see that Tommy Hutton's ilk can find ways to cosmically jinx the no-hitter even when he's not on the air (not that it counts before 5, anyway).

I find it funny people still believe in the jinx crap.

[Ramp]

Funny how? What's funny about it? You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but it's funny how, I mean funny like a clown, it amuse you? It make you laugh, it's there to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How is it funny?

[dim]

Just...ya know...it's funny.

[Party]

NO FUN ALLOWED.

[Omar]

I find it funny people still believe in the jinx crap.

Cool story, bro. Tell it again.