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**Party** · 04-03-2011, 10:54 PM

Bonertron 9000: Bigger. Better. Faster. Stronger. Still a Crappy OBP.

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**MiamiHomer** · 04-03-2011, 10:54 PM

His targeting system was off today.

**Mainge** · 04-03-2011, 10:58 PM

His contract should be completely performance based. $1500 every time he puts the ball in play on the ground.

**Omar** · 04-03-2011, 11:14 PM

I would be thrilled if he had to play under Willie Mays Hayes rules

**emkayseven** · 04-04-2011, 08:39 AM

what is it about this team that makes them STILL think Boner is an above average defender everywhere?

**Bobbob1313** · 04-04-2011, 09:07 AM

By UZR, he was last year, albeit in tiny tiny sample sizes.

**emkayseven** · 04-04-2011, 10:01 AM

he was -6.4 UZR at 3B when he had extended time in 09. Six point fucking four.

**Bobbob1313** · 04-04-2011, 12:01 PM

It was also the first time he ever played the position. Is it crazy to think he would improve?

**emkayseven** · 04-04-2011, 12:34 PM

yes, it is a little bit crazy considering he's played all of 37 innings there since 2009

**Bobbob1313** · 04-04-2011, 12:48 PM

If they amend it to say "we think he's an above average defender at every position except third base" would you be less cranky about it?

**Beef** · 04-04-2011, 12:50 PM

He still wouldn't be driving in 7 runs a game like Stanton

**Jay** · 04-04-2011, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by markotsay7 View Post

yes, it is a little bit crazy considering he's played all of 37 innings there since 2009

Just because he only played 37 innings in games since 2009 does not mean he hasn't been practicing 3rd base out of games either.

**Party** · 06-29-2011, 11:00 PM

Some guy at the Rays game said Bonifacio sounds like a prescription laxative.

**Valid** · 07-11-2011, 01:04 PM

The OBP is no longer crappy (.356). He is truly starting to become an asset.

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