Giants Double Up Marlins 6-3

[Swifty]

He uses a quill?

[Ramp]

he also wears a boa while he writes

(not a snake)

[Party]

He signs with a purple gel pen.

[Ramp]

Dear Bobby V...

[Swifty]

Though I never knew you at all...

(I picture this letter being hummed to the tune of Candle in the Wind)

[Party]

Dearest Robert;

My beloved Nine are in need of a leader with a history of pageantry and gamesmanship. I lay awake at night to the thought of seeing you commandeer my handsome lads to victory. My mind wanders in the bath as I remember how you elegantly wrote out the lineup card with such sensuous movements of your pen. My life is incomplete without your presence in tightly fitting pinstriped fabric. Please, Robert I need you.

I need you to show me why life is worth living.

Yours always,
Jeffrey Loria Esq.

Something like that.

[Ramp]