Where in the World is Jim Eisenrich?

[Party]

He lives in the Kansas City area with his wife and four children, one of whom is an outstanding softball player at Missouri State University.

''I'm a pretty happy, pretty proud daddy these days,'' he said.

The Morning Call

There you go.

[Ramp]

It was also his 51st birthday yesterday.

Even cooler: He had 108 hits in his 20s and 1052 hits in his 30s

[Swifty]

I like Eisy.

[Chewford]

The mystery is solved. We can all rest easier at night now.

[Fritz]

Did he try to steal the Grand Canyon or something? I wasn't too worried about his whereabouts.

[Party]

I heard he stabbed a man in Sweetwater just to watch him die.

[emkayseven]

someone follows rob neyer on twitter! (hint: it's ramp)