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[emkayseven]

Games: 153 (he already got his contract)
Batting Average: .322
On-Base Percentage: .404
Slugging Percentage: .555
Stolen Bases: 18

Additional Statistical Projections: none

Notable Accomplishments: All Star, Silver Slugger

Awards: none

Comments: gets into a fight about the volume at which he is allowed to play music in the clubhouse; 5-day-long discussion on SFM ensues about whether he's worth having on the team; in late July beat writers will tweet about the imminent trade to Boston

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Games: 155
Batting Average: .320
On-Base Percentage: .400
Slugging Percentage: .600
Stolen Bases: 20

Additional Statistical Projections:

-Hanley will hit ~35 homers

Notable Accomplishments:

-MVP Top 3
-NL Starter ASG

Awards:

-Silver Slugger

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[Swifty]

Games: 155

.330
.440
.550
30 steals

Gives the Marlins their 3rd 30/30 season; all-star starter, silver slugger, top-3 MVP

[Jewbility]

Games:146
Batting Average: .336
On-Base Percentage: .466
Slugging Percentage: .536
Stolen Bases: 24

Additional Statistical Projections: 104 walks, 113 runs, 11 errors

Notable Accomplishments: 2nd in MVP voting, All-Star starter, 3rd in NL batting

Awards:Silver Slugger, Outstanding Professional Muscles

Comments: Zero

[Ramp]

Games: 154
Batting Average: .347
On-Base Percentage: .439
Slugging Percentage: .570
Stolen Bases: 22

Notable Accomplishments: hits for cycle

Awards: top 3 mvp, silver slugger, all star starter

Comments: He hi-5s me on the 6 train in nyc

[wanks1212]

Games: 159
Batting Average: .334
On-Base Percentage: .402
Slugging Percentage: .545
Stolen Bases: 24

Notable Accomplishments: All Star starter, top 5 MVP voting, receives Gold Glove consideration

Comments: at some point, a "source close to the team" reports that "rumblings inside the clubhouse are that Hanley Ramirez is not happy with his contract." the report circulates around the league, leading to the usual "the Marlins are cheap/a Mickey Mouse organization" and the "Hanley's available, the Red Sox and Marlins are engaged in trade talks" rumors. the rumors are later dispelled, but the PR damage is done

[nny]

Games: 40
Batting Average: .400
On-Base Percentage: .500
Slugging Percentage: .700

Comments: Collides with Pujols on May 19th, both break their legs, both out for the year. Puts up a .700 OPS in limited playing time in 2011, then wins MVP and Comeback Player of the Year award in 2012

[Chewford]

Games: 156
Batting Average: .339
On-Base Percentage: .411
Slugging Percentage: .585
Stolen Bases: 21

Additional Statistical Projections: 36 HR, 108 RBI

Notable Accomplishments: Promises sick kid in the hospital he will hit a homerun for him in a game against the Rays. Accidentally cures the kid's cancer instead.

Awards: All-star game MVP, Silver Slugger, Nobel Prize in Medicine

[Bobbob1313]

153 G, 550 AB
27 HR, 102 RBI, 34 SB
.310/.399/.540

Basically replicates his 2008, with better defense.

ASG, SS, top 5 MVP finish.

[Omar]

Hits .400

[MiamiHomer]

He cares.