From the People Who Brought You 'YOU GOTTA BE HERE', 'GET HOOKED' & 'GET HOOKED UP'

[Madman81]

San Francisco: "It's MAGIC inside" (Are you fucking kidding me?).

[wanks1212]

Most MLB marketing slogans are bad. Surprise, but not really.

Minnesota continually recycles "This is Twins Territory." It was cute for awhile, and it's actually a decent marketing pitch, minus the steakheads who yell "THIS IS TWINS TERRITORY MOTHERFUCKER" whenever you're at a bar and wearing apparel of non-Twins teams.

[Party]

Oakland: "Green Collar Baseball"

Kurt Suzuki installs windmill thingies?

Los Angeles: "This is My Town"

You can have it. (right mba?)

San Francisco: "It's MAGIC inside"

::insert SF gay joke here::

Kansas City: "It All Happens Here"

Yes, Kauffman Stadium is where Dayton Moore trades for Yuniesky effin' Betancourt....GET HOOKED!

Chicago (A): There are Traditions. And Then There Are White Sox Traditions"

Losing? Crappy uniforms? Throwing World Series? Statues honoring no-so-great players?

Atlanta: "The Excitement of Turner Field"

Soon to be Jason Heyward Field.

[THE_REAL_MIBS]

The Dodgers can absolutely have LA. I'm glad I did the grand tour when I was there so I never have to go back.