Marlins Get Ready to Have a Debatable Home Run Celebration at New Park

[HUGG]

Why do SEC fans mock the Big 10?

Because they went to SEC schools, so they gotta do something all day.

See, I just did it.
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Honestly, that's a good question though. Why do they care?

[Beef]

Ehe, I think you were right.

I need a job :-\

[Ramp]

I hope Ozzie makes this a speed/defense oriented team this year. And NO Pujols or Fielder please.

I'll bite.... why not?

[jOOj]

When we go yards, everyone should do the robot.

[Ramp]

and who the fuck cares what our beat writers think?

they all fucking hated when we signed Pudge and Dan Le Batard said it was like putting "breast implants on a corpse"

I could give 2 shits what these people think considering all they do is trash the franchise anyway.

The more these asshats hate it, the more I like this insanity in centerfield. The idea of a big red apple in centerfield is fucking retarded and yet everyone in NYC loves it now

[Beef]

I'll bite.... why not?

They hit homers

[HUGG]

I liked when people would tweet Juan Rodriguez questions and he would repond with "I'm not at the game"

this happened during most games

[jOOj]

He should be a GM.

[HUGG]

I think the Marlin should come out of the outfield grass and put its mechanical Marlin dick in the opposing team's CFers face

[Ramp]

They hit homers

basecloggers

[Beef]

I think the Marlin should come out of the outfield grass and put its mechanical Marlin dick in the opposing team's CFers face

I think it'd be even funnier if it just came out of the grass and did exactly what it is already set to be doing, spins erratically and unnecessarily.

[Ramp]

also, this entire thing is why we can't have nice things

it's just a bitchfest nonstop

they could have an elton john throwback night where everyone in the lineup had to wear a former outfit that elton john used to rock when people didn't know he or george michael were gay, but if it means we have our own fucking stadium and a real payroll for once, that's fine with me

[jOOj]

I'd hope Festa could sell me tickets to that game.

[HUGG]

they could have an elton john throwback night where everyone in the lineup had to wear a former outfit that elton john used to rock when people didn't know he or george michael were gay, but if it means we have our own fucking stadium and a real payroll for once, that's fine with me

Of course it's fine with you. You'd fucking love that shit.

It'd be funny. Imagine if we won while wearing them.

[Ramp]

I would love that shit. I would enjoy Stanton hitting a 480 foot bomb and having "Yellow Brick Road" blast while that monstrosity in CF does its thing.

This would be such a mindgasm