Logan Morrison, 1B

[Erick]

Hugg's delivery of the funnies is a lot better than what you are capable of, Erick.

Also, Logan Morrison sure seems like a giant douche. He's not LeBron, so people here won't mind not pretending that he isn't a douchecock.

You're right.

The guy who interacts with random fans and has been called a leader by some of his teammates is a "tool"/"douche."

But I guess since he's said some dumb things (which really, all the dumb things he ends up saying are out of loyalty to his teammates/coaches) via social network, he's definitely a tool.

I'm sure none of you have ever said something dumb on Facebook or something.
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By the way, there's literally no difference between calling someone "Aunty" and calling someone "douche." Just saying.

[MiamiHomer]

Beef does not dabble in social internet setting such as Twitter and Facebook.

[Bobbob1313]

He seems like a person I do not like. Why is that so hard to understand?

[Party]

Thread title changed to reflect reality.

[Erick]

He seems like a person I do not like. Why is that so hard to understand?

Wes Helms is a person I do not like. You seem to have a problem understanding that.

I guess it only applies when you don't like the person.

[MiamiHomer]

I thought "You play ball like a girl" is the ultimate insult to a ball player and is uncalled for in baseball circles. You did it to Helms!

[Party]

Can we please stop this?

[MiamiHomer]

I've asked the Marlins to stop losing but they ignored my request.

[Bobbob1313]

Wes Helms is a person I do not like. You seem to have a problem understanding that.

I guess it only applies when you don't like the person.

I do not like Wes Helms either. I have a problem with your immature, reflexive need to question anyone who you dislike's manhood.

[Beef]

Logan Morrison would cut in front of an old woman at Publix and use the express aisle despite having 12 items.

[MiamiHomer]

You have no evidence.

[Erick]

I do not like Wes Helms either. I have a problem with your immature, reflexive need to question anyone who you dislike's manhood.

Yet you just had no problem with Beef saying that Logan Morrison seems like he's a "douche."

[HUGG]

Back on topic

First 17 Games: .333/.427/.651 1.077 63ab 75pa
Since: .235/.314/.376 .690 149ab 169pa
Last 20 Games: .216/.280/.338 .618 74ab 82pa

Those first 17 games were real fun though.

[Bobbob1313]

Are you worried that douches will take offense to the use of the term as a pejorative?

[Beef]

Morrison seems to be a dickbasket. Maybe he is just putting on a show for us. But, like I said before, making someone else's job harder so that you can post something childish and not the least bit funny on social media is douchey.