TRADEMART: !!GRAND OPENING!!

[Branch]

NOW OPENING IN SIN CITY:

THE BIGGEST TRADING EMPORIUM FOR BASEBALL PLAYERS IN THE NATION:

ESPECIALLY BIGGER THAN BOSTON:

(FUCK BOSTON):

THE SIN CITY TRADEMART!

IM or PM me or shit if you want a player and we'll talk and shit. Everything must go. Especially fucking Andruw Jones. I will do anything.

(if you're wondering about the timing, been putting this off because I had limited access to ootp. But my team sucks ass so it's time)

[KnuckleBalls]

You will be receiving a PM.

[DColts]

FUCK SIN CITY!!!!

That is all.

[Branch]

Bump.

I still want to move lots of guys. Those who could be moved:

Braden Looper (won't take much)
Freddy Garcia (even less)
Carlos Pena (make a good offer)
Dan Uggla (same)
Ryan Doumit (same)
Scott Proctor, Joaquin Benoit, Aaron Fultz (cheap!)

BARGAIN BIN:
Jason Giambi (will give you 30 HR, .900 OPS, will not ask for much)
Andruw Jones (I would take $1 in return)

[Branch]

Mid-season bumpage, hilarity ensues

His Majesty King Felix Hernandez is totally available, ask me about him!

Actually, ask me about pretty much anyone you're interested in. I will entertain all offers, and accept only the good ones.

[Branch]

Anybody want to send me a last-minute offer? Ask me about anyone. Really.

[Branch]

Will begin listening to offers in anticipation of the offseason, again, ask me about anyone.