One Lackey for Sale

[Branch]

Lackey, Lackey! Come get your Lackey!

John Lackey is on the block. Looking for an OFer in return.

[Party]

What's the return policy?

[Branch]

Andruw Jones can be yours for anything.

Literally, anything.

Like, you could trade me a floppy dildo and a bag of corn nutz for him.

He's good against LHP!