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It is time for a quick trip around the league for the latest rumblings and grumblings from around the CSBC.
The last few days have seen ownership changes in Arlington and Portland as former TBBC Commissioner and perennial heartthrob Flummoxed J. Lummox and resident right-wing windbag Festa took over the Crypt Keepers and Ducks respectively. While the details of the ownership change in Portland are being kept very hush-hush by the league and Festa, the reason for the Arlington change appear to be Junifer's inactivity.
On the trade market, Anchorage is putting the feelers out on the big lefty CC Sabathia. Talks on an extension have stalled and a source close to the negotiations characterizes Anchorage's offer as 'bush league.'
The Slaughter is reportedly going to take the best offer on veteran outfielder Gary Sheffield. Milwaukee has reportedly expressed interest and has dangled a mid level prospect.
In New York, the Nationals have gone as far as scouting in the Frontier League in their search for Robert Abreu's replacement. Someone close to the situation informs me an MVP-level talent on a West Coast team is in the Nationals' sights and a deal could come soon.
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I spoke with the director of the San Diego League of Tampon Suppliers earlier today and he classified the recent tampon shortage in the greater San Diego metro area as 'disastrous.'
The league will not suspend or fine Honolulu owner Sandroimbuto after being escorted out of his own stadium earlier this week for drunkenness, indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. An eye witness told The Honolulu Times Sandro began to yell at opposing player's from his seat near the home dugout following a meltdown from the Hoops' bullpen. Umpire Joe West intervened and ejected the out of control owner and warned the Hula Hoops dugout. However, the incident did not end there. Imbuto, who was visibly drunk, ran out on the field and stripped down and began to do the helicopter (a motion of the hips where the penis spins in the motion of a helicopter's rotors) on top of homeplate in West's direction. It took stadium security several minutes to subdue Imbuto and escort him off the field, boxers in hand.
Joe Frisaro is a reporter for SoFlaMarlins.com. This story was not subject to the approval of CSBC or its clubs.
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The last few days have seen ownership changes in Arlington and Portland as former TBBC Commissioner and perennial heartthrob Flummoxed J. Lummox and resident right-wing windbag Festa took over the Crypt Keepers and Ducks respectively. While the details of the ownership change in Portland are being kept very hush-hush by the league and Festa, the reason for the Arlington change appear to be Junifer's inactivity.
On the trade market, Anchorage is putting the feelers out on the big lefty CC Sabathia. Talks on an extension have stalled and a source close to the negotiations characterizes Anchorage's offer as 'bush league.'
The Slaughter is reportedly going to take the best offer on veteran outfielder Gary Sheffield. Milwaukee has reportedly expressed interest and has dangled a mid level prospect.
In New York, the Nationals have gone as far as scouting in the Frontier League in their search for Robert Abreu's replacement. Someone close to the situation informs me an MVP-level talent on a West Coast team is in the Nationals' sights and a deal could come soon.
Gossip
I spoke with the director of the San Diego League of Tampon Suppliers earlier today and he classified the recent tampon shortage in the greater San Diego metro area as 'disastrous.'
The league will not suspend or fine Honolulu owner Sandroimbuto after being escorted out of his own stadium earlier this week for drunkenness, indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. An eye witness told The Honolulu Times Sandro began to yell at opposing player's from his seat near the home dugout following a meltdown from the Hoops' bullpen. Umpire Joe West intervened and ejected the out of control owner and warned the Hula Hoops dugout. However, the incident did not end there. Imbuto, who was visibly drunk, ran out on the field and stripped down and began to do the helicopter (a motion of the hips where the penis spins in the motion of a helicopter's rotors) on top of homeplate in West's direction. It took stadium security several minutes to subdue Imbuto and escort him off the field, boxers in hand.
Joe Frisaro is a reporter for SoFlaMarlins.com. This story was not subject to the approval of CSBC or its clubs.
Got a rumor? PM me.
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