2011 MLB Season Game Thread: May

[Miamarlin21]

I want to think you were being cute, but I don't think you were

Were you?

I don'k know your definition of cute. So yes?

[Metes]

The Red Sox jersey is so original

Cute = sarcasticals

Were you being sarcasticals in the above, or seriouslike?
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Or was it more of a double-sarcastic

[Miamarlin21]

Cute = sarcasticals

Were you being sarcasticals in the above, or seriouslike?
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Or was it more of a double-sarcastic

I was being sarcastic.

However, I like the sound of the double-sarcastic.

[Mainge]

After Bryce Harper went to visit the Washington Nationals' team optometrist in April, the baseball phenom got a surprising assessment.

Harper tells the Washington Post that Dr. Keith Smithson told him: "I don't know how you ever hit before. You have some of the worst eyes I've ever seen."

One contact lens prescription later and the No. 1 overall draft pick is reaping the benefits of his improved vision. In 20 games with the Class A Hagerstown Suns since his visit to the eye doctor, Harper has been on fire. He has hit a staggering .480, collecting 7 home runs, 10 doubles and 23 RBI.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31751_16...-10391697.html

[Metes]

They gave him the Mark Hendrickson
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Ehe Mark Hendrickson

[jOOj]

I liked that jersey when John Goodman wore it.

[Chewford]

That Bautista guy is a ridiculous human being. You are not allowed to have 18 homeruns at this point in a season.

[jOOj]

Joey Bats eats Stem Cells for breakfast.

[Party]

Instead of putting these beauties on display, Fox decided Mets-Yankees would be a more intriguing matchup on primetime.





MLB's marketing is garbage.

Only fail were the uniform numbers. But all the electronic scoreboards in the ballpark were turned off and there were no loudspeaker announcements.

[DColts]

There's a M. Wilson playing for the Mariners. Is that our Matt Wilson?????????????????

[Chewford]

Nothing wrong with taking a second job.

[MiamiHomer]

Granderson hits another HR. 16 on the year for him now.

[DColts]

He's having an insane season.

[Bobbob1313]

Whats even more insane is that Jose Bautista's OPS is .400 points higher than his.

[DColts]

How the hell did Bautista become this good?