2011 Offseason Sim 1

[DColts]

Your stubbornness will be missed.

[Branch]

I love that your argument started out as "There's not enough talent!" and turned into "Well I don't know how to evaluate players."

How can you definitively state there's not enough talent if you openly admit you have no fucking idea how to evaluate that very same talent?


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Whatever. You don't know shit about what I tried to do to figure this out. You just enjoy your little league where the experts at the game keep winning everything while everyone else sucks, loses interest and quits and I will not bother you anymore.

Not everyone else. Just you. Bai

[Mainge]

If we restart, can we rename the league to "The SSFBE?"

The Secret Society of Fake Baseball Experts

[DColts]

I like it.

[Branch]

I figured it out!

Missing Baseball Acumen And Massively Ignorant Newb...... 2008?
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Maybe the 08 is meant to be pronounced, like Ochocinco....

Missing Baseball Acumen And Massively Ignorant Newb CeroOcho?
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Do I win?

[DColts]

You never win.

[Branch]

Tempted to say "First place, bitch!" but IDGAF about that.

[DColts]

Tempted to mention decades of failing but I'll be nice and not mention 80 years of failure.

[Branch]

Keep clinging to the past, that is sure to win the Yankees another World Series Title. We are beating you in this century anyway. Suck it?

[Bobbob1313]

Stop being mibses.

[Branch]

OK. Sorry.

[DColts]

Actually we both have 2 Championships so we're tied bitch!

[Bobbob1313]

Neither of you has any championships.

[Branch]

I was runner-up in a message board popularity contest once.