Postgame: Tears of Joy Monday: Marlins Throttle Phillies 5-1

[Namaste]

Offensive EXPLOSION

[HUGG]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Ua7yJhdcA[/ame]
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Sanabia's gotten a decision in all 9 of his starts.

[Namaste]

Juan Pierre has Miami's last HR (May 16).

[HUGG]

1B garage is flooded



https://twitter.com/JCRMarlinsbeat/s...80316834041856

*insert your punchline here*

[Namaste]

"Another moment brought to you by Jeffrey Loria"

"Marlins offense opens the floodgates"

"Marlins parking garage flooded but no one cared because record low crowd was in attendance"

[NoNames7225]

The GARRRRAGE... well o-la-de-da Mr. French man...

[Erick]

"Another moment brought to you by Jeffrey Loria"

"Marlins offense opens the floodgates"

"Marlins parking garage flooded but no one cared because record low crowd was in attendance"

Second one made me laugh.

[Ramp]

• Chris Coghlan continues to (somehow) own Cole Hamels
• Nice outing from Sanabia. I'm sure that will help his confidence
• Bullpen was awesome last night
• Ruggiano got his first hit(s) since 5/12
• Not sure what I'm more impressed with, Ozuna's confidence against lefties or his cannon of an arm
• Congrats to Hech on his first SB of his career

fun little game last night

[Ramp]

will be interesting to see if Sanabia heard from the Commissioner's office for his

[Omar]

Wow, that's blatant. I bet he'll argue he had something in his mouth and he simply hit the ball by accident (not a good explanation).

[MiamiHomer]

The ol'e spit ball.

[Ramp]

Well, he does wipe the spit off the ball

A real spit ball keeps the substance on it.... but yea, he'll def get fined for this

[Beef]

Yeah, it's gross but not a spitball. Just looking for some grip.

Or he doesn't know how a spitball is supposed to work.

[Swifty]

I've watched/listened to about 12 innings this year, and about 2 when Jose Fernandez hasn't played, but is Coghlan's stat line telling the truth:

.348/.375/.522 in May (granted it's 25 ABs, with 10 days to go in the month, but still, little things, ya know?).

EDIT: Just saw, only one multi-hit game in that stretch. That with the low PA's aren't super encouraging, but not totally discouraging either, right?

[Ramp]

an even bigger sample...