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  • Marlins Vs. Cubs Vs. T-Storms

    The Marlins return to South Florida to face off against the Chicago Cubs and their arch nemesis, the rain. Scattered thunderstorms are scheduled to hit south Florida around 6PM.
    IF the show goes on, however, the Fish face off against former Marlin Ryan Dempster and the struggling Cubs.

    Now an update on Hanley Ramirez' bat.


    Miami Gardens- Miami-Dade CSI detectives are in the midst of a massive search that they hope will lead them to the apprehension of the murderer of Hanley Ramirez's bat.
    "As of right now we have no leads,” MDPD homicide Sergeant Frank Tripp said. “Our CSIs are currently canvassing the area of Sun Life Stadium for clues.
    “We are interviewing personnel with the Florida Marlins to see if anyone has seen anything suspicious.” Tripp continued.
    Marlins owner Jeffery Loria and manager Edwin Rodriguez called in the MDPD CSI crew after Ramirez continued to slump as the third hitter in the Marlins lineup. Rodriguez even went as far as moving Ramirez to second but to no avail.
    “The MDPD has a notorious record of finding the suspects and we believe that justice will be served shortly.” Marlins general manager Mike Hill said. “We have fully cooperated with Lieutenant Caine and his CSIs and have had them interview each and every front office member and every worker with the Marlins.”
    Until this case is solved, Rodriguez will have to rely on outfielders Logan Morrison, Mike Stanton, and first baseman Gaby Sanchez for all the power and batting average in his lineup.
    “We’re doing pretty well now,” Rodriguez said of the 24-16 Marlins, “but we need Hanley to find out who murdered his bat; he needs some closure so he can to put this behind him.
    “Once all of this is over, I’m sure Hanley will be back to his old self.” Rodriguez said.
    LHP Chad James-Jupiter Hammerheads-

    5-15 3.80 ERA (27 starts) 149.1IP 173H 63ER 51BB 124K

  • #2
    I don't think that story is real.

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    • #3
      Even if it is not, I will pray in it's behalf.
      There's No jOOj In Team.

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      • #4
        So thats why he hasnt been hitting...somebody murdered his pet bat?
        Because breaking a piece of wood is not murder.

        Also, I hope we play.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Hugg View Post
          I don't think that story is real.
          It's an fm21 original.

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          • #6
            I don't see the link for that article. Festa gon neg you.
            Need help? Questions? Concerns? Want to chat? PM Hugg!

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            • #7
              I should neg him for crappy grammar

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              • #8
                chicago gon lose 2 times.
                "You owe it to yourself to find your own unorthodox way of succeeding, or sometimes, just surviving."
                - Michael Johnson


                J.T. Realmuto .282/.351/.412

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                • #9
                  Put that story on your blog.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Madman81 View Post
                    I should neg him for crappy grammar
                    Fuck. Where? I wrote it at like 2 after a long baseball game full of rain delays. Give me a break?
                    LHP Chad James-Jupiter Hammerheads-

                    5-15 3.80 ERA (27 starts) 149.1IP 173H 63ER 51BB 124K

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                    • #11
                      I'm Ron Burgundy?

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                      • #12
                        Coghlan
                        Hanley
                        LoMo
                        Gaby
                        Dobbs
                        Stanton
                        Buck
                        Infante
                        Nolasco

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                        • #13
                          I will be watching?
                          Need help? Questions? Concerns? Want to chat? PM Hugg!

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                          • #14
                            I will be watching.
                            There's No jOOj In Team.

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                            • #15
                              How's the weather for those that live in the Sunshine state?

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