Marlins Host the Astros, 7:10et, at the Shark

[Ramp]

Fuck Carlos Lee. Fuck Lance Berkman. Fuck Roy Oswalt. Fuck Jeff Bagwell. Fuck Craig Biggio. Fuck Hakeem Olajuwon. Fuck Brian Ching. Fuck Vince Young. Fuck Nolan Ryan. Fuck Fip (no offense). Fuck the Duff sisters. Fuck Dennis Quaid. Fuck Space Center Houston. Fuck Carlos Beltran. Fuck the Astros. Fuck Houston. Fuck you.

:marchmellow

[MiamiHomer]

The damn "killer B's" have dwindled down to 1 and he's hurt.

[BigGameFish]

Marlins 7
Astros 2

[FishFanInPA]

Brian Moehler. hehe

[Ramp]

Coghlan
Johnson
Ramirez
Cantu
Uggla
Baker
Ross
Hermida
VandenHurk

[Bucklin12]

Moehler's dead.

[Longview]

Damn the Astros and their zombie pitchers!!

[mbitcronod12]

Fuck Carlos Lee. Fuck Lance Berkman. Fuck Roy Oswalt. Fuck Jeff Bagwell. Fuck Craig Biggio. Fuck Hakeem Olajuwon. Fuck Brian Ching. Fuck Vince Young. Fuck Nolan Ryan. Fuck Fip (no offense). Fuck the Duff sisters. Fuck Dennis Quaid. Fuck Space Center Houston. Fuck Carlos Beltran. Fuck the Astros. Fuck Houston. Fuck you.

:marchmellow

Do I get an exemption since I'm not from Houston, I just live here?

[Ramp]

Does it say you get exemption?

:marchmellow

[mbitcronod12]

:(

/gon go cry in a corner

[Swifty]

Pudge's homecoming.

[FishFanInPA]

Houston
AB R H RBI HR BB K SB LOB Season Avg
M. Bourn cf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .287
K. Matsui 2b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .249
M. Tejada ss 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .317
C. Lee lf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .313
G. Blum 3b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .272
H. Pence rf 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .287
I. Rodriguez c 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .248
D. Erstad 1b 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .194
B. Moehler p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .034
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

[Namaste]

WGPH

[Ramp]

we gon pinch hit?

[Beef]

We Gon PHail

We Gon Pussyfuck Houston?

[Namaste]

wegonpoundhouston

[McLevin]

We Gon Pussyfuck Houston?
WGPH.

[Beef]

We Gon Pussyfuck Houston.

[mbitcronod12]

I am WAYYYYYY to excited to be able to watch this game on tv. Only the second game all year I can watch in HD!

[Beef]

OhmygoshRichWaltsz is such a dumbass tard cool logic on why peoples thought Tejada was donefor and whyhesbacknow

[Fish and Chips]

atta boyRVH

[Ramp]

Chris Coghlan is so for me

[The Hanram]

Nice baserunning by Cogs there.

[Fish and Chips]

7 hr against the astros damn

[Madman81]

Hanley fail.

[The Hanram]

One of the few tiems I'll ever see Hanley fail.

[Fish and Chips]

Can TOO

[Madman81]

Cantu win

[The Hanram]

Way to go Jorge to pick up Hanley!

[Madman81]

One of the few tiems I'll ever see Hanley fail.

New Fish fan this year?

[The Hanram]

New Fish fan this year?
...no.


I was being facetious.

[MiamiHomer]

Madman you went to the philly series right?

[Madman81]

Madman you went to the philly series right?

I did. It was a much better time than the series in Washington.

[The Hanram]

Nice Swing Uggz.

[Fish and Chips]

damn NJ clogs the bases

[Ramp]

oh this is for me, let's get it Bake

[MiamiHomer]

I would have loved to have been there after the Victorino fiasco.

[Fish and Chips]

fair

[Ramp]

oh that's sexy

3-0

[The Hanram]

Ground rule double baby!

[Madman81]

I would have loved to have been there after the Victorino fiasco.

Holy balls, that was fun. They merciless booed every ball call after that, every umpire appeal, every everything. Man, it was great.

On a side note, I saw John Baker and I think Vandenhurk on South Street in Philly on saturday afternoon around 1 pm. I was on a silly duck tour and we were stopped in traffic. I called out to Baker and he acknowledged me and he and the other player, who I'm pretty sure was Vandenhurk, were really enjoying that someone recognized them and called out Go Marlins.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Cody gonna go yard

[Fish and Chips]

blow this game open

[Madman81]

I'm liking this

[The Hanram]

Nice job Cody!

[Fish and Chips]

nice baserunning

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

4-0 baby

[The Hanram]

Hermy gon walk.

[Madman81]

Hermida has been loading up on the intentional walks recently.

[Chewford]

Heehee

[Fish and Chips]

almost batted around in the 1st!

[The Hanram]

Way to go Vandenhurk and give two runs right back.

[Ramp]

ruh roh

[Beef]

I do not approve of RichWaltz opining about the preWaltz Fish

[BigGameFish]

Why couldnt we get Pavano...
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RVH wont be starting more than 2 more times, hopefully Anibal can come back. He isnt great but hes better than this douche
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I think Tommy has a man crush on Coglhan

[Fish and Chips]

the marlins didnt get pavano because the twins claimed him, andd since they have the lower record, they were able to work out a deal before the marlins could

[FishFanInPA]

Sergio Mitre: 8 outs, 6 K's.

/not saying we should have gotten him

[Madman81]

That inning was not as much fun

[BigGameFish]

How is Moehler owning Hanley?

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

How is Moehler owning Hanley?

I think Moehler is scuffing the baseball again like he did with Detroit.
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I have a man crush on batting stance guy.

[The Hanram]

Vandy is living dangerously tonight.

[m26555]

Vandy is living dangerously tonight.
Fortunately, he is pitching against a lineup that will indulge him.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

If he keeps pitching like this, its gonna come back and bite him in the ass

[m26555]

If he keeps pitching like this, its gonna come back and bite him in the ass
Agreed, but thankfully for us, Brian Moehler is the opposing pitcher.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

we need to get him some more insurance runs

[Fish and Chips]

nice quick inning

[The Hanram]

Great inning by Vandy.

[BigGameFish]

ok now just do that for 3 more innings and we're good

[Sashimi]

RVH wont be starting more than 2 more times, hopefully Anibal can come back. He isnt great but hes better than this douche


Overreact much? My God, he has 3 strong outings, then one poor one (against a team that also battered our ace and our supposed young stud) and then gives up 2 runs in an inning and suddenly he's attained douche status.

[BigGameFish]

He's not a guy i want to see starting every 5 days

[Beef]

Raul y Coooookie fucking hate Rich. My goodness I feel bad for them right now
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Rich loves JR Richards.... I love Josh Willinghams

[BigGameFish]

Raul y Coooookie fucking hate Rich. My goodness I feel bad for them right now
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Rich loves JR Richards.... I love Josh Willinghams



hahaha yeah those segments always feel awkward

[Sashimi]

He's not a guy i want to see starting every 5 days

Maybe we just disagree on this, but IMO he has a good chance to be an improvement over West/Miller/Sanchez (unless Sanchez somehow rediscovers his old mojo...like 2 year old mojo). He's got good stuff and he's still projectable.

The one thing that is concerning me, though, is that RVH seems to be down a couple mph on his fastball, which makes me wonder if he is 100 percent.

[Fish and Chips]

97pitches for RVH. but gave the marlins 5innings and only gave up 2 runs

[m26555]

Any chance he starts the sixth?

[BigGameFish]

i believe so

[Fish and Chips]

Maybe we just disagree on this, but IMO he has a good chance to be an improvement over West/Miller/Sanchez (unless Sanchez somehow rediscovers his old mojo...like 2 year old mojo). He's got good stuff and he's still projectable.

The one thing that is concerning me, though, is that RVH seems to be down a couple mph on his fastball, which makes me wonder if he is 100 percent.

rick and tommy were saying that RVH took off his fastball a little bit, because he was overthrowing in the begginging

[BigGameFish]

Maybe we just disagree on this, but IMO he has a good chance to be an improvement over West/Miller/Sanchez (unless Sanchez somehow rediscovers his old mojo...like 2 year old mojo). He's got good stuff and he's still projectable.

The one thing that is concerning me, though, is that RVH seems to be down a couple mph on his fastball, which makes me wonder if he is 100 percent.


He probably will be better than current Anibal but RIGHT NOW I dont feel confident with him on the mound. There's no way he projects better than West or Miller.

[m26555]

It is ridiculous how much we have let this bum settle down.
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That was an outstanding jump.

[Madman81]

What are they talking about as far as Moehler being quick to the plate? That's a pretty good sized leg kick there.

[BigGameFish]

I wish we still had Olsen and Hammer :( Scotty would fill that 4th spot very nicely, and Hammer...well...he's the man

[m26555]

I wish we still had Olsen and Hammer :( Scotty would fill that 4th spot very nicely, and Hammer...well...he's the man
Scotty is done for the season.

[Ramp]

Olsen tore his labrum

[BigGameFish]

I know but assuming he was healthy
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We all know those Natinal trainers dont know what they're doing lol

[m26555]

Cantu's plate discipline has really improved recently.

[MiamiHomer]

I know but assuming he was healthy
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We all know those Natinal trainers dont know what they're doing lol

yeah those damn National trainers rips apart Olsen's labrum.

[BigGameFish]

yeah those damn National trainers rips apart Olsen's labrum.

:lol

[Fish and Chips]

trade kendrick for that hot dog eater

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nKKqPOiJxI

[MiamiHomer]

:lol

I was being sarcastic to your remark that it was the fault of the trainers for Olsen's injury.

[BigGameFish]

I was being sarcastic to your remark that it was the fault of the trainers for Olsen's injury.


I got it dont worry lol

[MiamiHomer]

Just making sure.

[Fish and Chips]

sanches works out of a jam. good job

[BigGameFish]

I think Cody is the funniest player to watch batting

[Chewford]

Come on Herminator, you gotta add some to the lead here.

[BigGameFish]

I can has 3 run homer plz?

[m26555]

Don't know where that pitch missed, but I'll take it.
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Not bad. At least he moved the runners up.

[dgriot]

Ready to Gload

[BigGameFish]

good job herm
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Locked and Gloaded

[m26555]

Intentionally walking Gload to get to Coghlan? Really?

[Chewford]

Gload up those bases.

[Madman81]

That pitch missed outside, and good job Hermida.

I would rather pitch to Ross Gload than Coghlan right now. Interesting move.

[BigGameFish]

Hey lets walk the bases loaded for the hottest hitter in NL!

[dgriot]

Cogs kinda looks like Werth if you had a few.

[m26555]

LMFAO

[Madman81]

Balk, dorks.

[BigGameFish]

wohoo

[Fish and Chips]

lol thank you

[Madman81]

I didn't see it, I can has replay?
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Absolutely a balk.

[BigGameFish]

He did that so he can intentionally walk Coglhan to pitch to Johnson

[Chewford]

lulz

[Fish and Chips]

CC is so for me

[Madman81]

Coghlan says fuck you.

Bo Porter is epic fail.

[m26555]

Um...why did we send Gload?
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This is too funny.

[Fish and Chips]

wtf are the astros doing.

[BigGameFish]

Pudge should have done the 2003 "I hold ze ball in the air after out"

[m26555]

Fredi? Is that you?

[BigGameFish]

Fredi? Is that you?


Hahahaha. I know Astros fans are :fip right now

[Chewford]

Gotta walk almighty Nick Johnson to get to Hanley.

[Madman81]

Hanley invites you to eat his ass, Astros.

[Fish and Chips]

Hanley says STFU

[m26555]

Suck it.

[BigGameFish]

Wow. Retards.

[Chewford]

Epic lulz.

[BigGameFish]

Marlins 7
Astros 2

Ok now just coast til the ninth :)
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Thanks Asstros
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And Cecil Pooper

[mbitcronod12]

That IBB of Johnson to get to Hanley by Cooper I think just out-stupided Fredi's to get to Werth.

[Chewford]

That IBB of Johnson to get to Hanley by Cooper I think just out-stupided Fredi's to get to Werth.

It's still not as bad because Fredi walked frickin Paul Bako.

Paul.

Bako.

[mbitcronod12]

But Werth wasn't leading the entire National League in batting average.

It may be a toss up.

[lou]

Rich with an awesome one liner.

MY NAME IS BRENDAN DONNELLY AND I THROW OUTZ

[Omar]

Maybe we just disagree on this, but IMO he has a good chance to be an improvement over West/Miller/Sanchez (unless Sanchez somehow rediscovers his old mojo...like 2 year old mojo). He's got good stuff and he's still projectable.

The one thing that is concerning me, though, is that RVH seems to be down a couple mph on his fastball, which makes me wonder if he is 100 percent.
Felo and Yiki speculated he was dropping his velocity in order to command the ball better (they're probably right me thinks).

[Fish and Chips]

there goes BigGameFish's score

[BigGameFish]

There goes my score prediction :/

[Madman81]

Man, he would never get that job if the employer knew what an annoying cunt waffle of a daughter he had.

[BigGameFish]

Who? Rich?

[Madman81]

Throw him strikes, you douche wafer.
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Who? Rich?

No, the douche in that awful Just for Men commercial.

[dgriot]

Best possible way for the streak to end - good show, CC

[Fish and Chips]

During the break:
Col 6 CHC 0 3rd
Cin 1 STL 2 5th
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nice play by stormy

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

nice play

[BigGameFish]

very nice

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

not a nice play

[m26555]

Hereee goes Lindstrom...

[BigGameFish]

Lindstrom and the number 9 dont go together

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

goodbye matt

[BigGameFish]

Thanks fucking Dan Uggla! Should have been 2 outs...no one on. Lets ruin this guy's confidence even more.

[m26555]

Thanks fucking Dan Uggla! Should have been 2 outs...no one on. Lets ruin this guy's confidence even more.
I agree, but Uggla isn't the reason for him giving up two scorching line drives.

[Beef]

If that ruins his confidence and causes him to suck more again, he can suck my fucking dick for a being a feeble minded bitch

[mbitcronod12]

I don't think Lindstrom should be talking about closing again any time soon.

[m26555]

He is fine in a middle relief role, but Lindstrom + the ninth inning just does not mix.
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Easy Leo...jeez.

[BigGameFish]

wtf.

[m26555]

Meaningless, really.

[BigGameFish]

dont be so sure
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Erstad the Marlin killer is still coming up lolz

[dgriot]

Nothing's easy

[m26555]

Nice.

[Fish and Chips]

ballgame

[dgriot]

*phew*

[BigGameFish]

/wipes sweat

[Fish and Chips]

cant wait for the post game thread's name

something ewith cecil

[BigGameFish]

Cecil Mistakes Johnson for Babe Ruth....etc

[Omar]

http://www.soflamarlins.com/showthread.php?t=439