Marlins Go to Philly, 1:35et, Citizen's Bank Park

[Ramp]

Fuck Ryan Howard. Fuck Jimmy Rollins. Fuck Brett Myers. Fuck Mitch Williams. Fuck Mike Schmidt. Fuck Sylvester Stallone. Fuck Allen Iverson. Fuck Julius Erving. Fuck Donovan McNabb. Fuck Fip (no offense). Fuck Eric Lindros. Fuck cheese steaks. Fuck the liberty bell. Fuck Raul Ibanez. Fuck the Phillies. Fuck Philadelphia. Fuck you.

1) Coghlan, LF
2) Bonifacio, 2B
3) Ramirez, SS
4) Cantu, 1B
5) Helms, 3B
6) Ross, CF
7) Paulino, C
8) Hermida, RF
9) Johnson, P

[BigGameFish]

Bonfacio batting 2nd plus having Herm and Helms in the line-up? Ugh.

Well i got the score right yesterday so my prediction for today is

Marlins 8
Phillies 1

Big game for Cantu.

[Namaste]

Nicky J is like 1-18 of of Moyer or something.

[FishFF]

vs Moyer

Wes Helms - 6-13, 2B, 2HR, 5 RBI, .462

[BigGameFish]

vs Moyer

Wes Helms - 6-13, 2B, 2HR, 5 RBI, .462


I know he's the only one (besides gload) who knows how to hit guys like Moyer. But Boner back at 2 and Herm (at least he's 8th) is disturbing.

I have to work at 2 :rlymad

[The Hanram]

Well Nick Johnson is something like 1-15 lifetime against Moyer and Uggla just plain sucks againsthim.

[¿NICK?]

Would've liked to have seen Helms at #2 and Boner at #8.

[Namaste]

Would've liked to have seen Helms at #2 and Boner at #8.



You're forgetting about teh speeds


Helms will just clog the bases for Hanley

[The Hanram]

Anyone know why the game isn't coming on FSN???

[Longview]

It should be

[BigGameFish]

Yea what the fuck is this bra ad shit, whatever im leaving now anyways, hopefully hear the marlins score in the first on the radio waves

[Namaste]

This is fukin ridiculous

[Jewbility]

someone give me a reason for this.

[The Hanram]

wtf FSN. wtf.

[MiamiHomer]

The sky is falling.

[m26555]

I'm getting it on FSN on MLB Extra Innings.

[The Hanram]

I don't give a shit about her waistline. I want to see Nick Johnson's waistline damnit!

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Why is it that when I go to watch my marlins, I see ugly fat chicks. WTF!?!

[Longview]

Boner :fip

[m26555]

:fip

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

What happen

[m26555]

What happen
Picked off.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

God damn it. Why are there fat chicks on my television!?!

[dgriot]

Why is it that when I go to watch my marlins, I see ugly fat chicks. WTF!?!

The Mermaids and Manatees combined like Voltron.

[Longview]

That is really wierd, game is on FSN for me...maybe something else is showing in Miami-Dade

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

I'm seeing typical marlin game commercials. Maybe it's back
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it's back on

[Longview]

Should be back on now.
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What were they showing anyway?

[The Hanram]

its here and then it froze! WHAT THE FUCK FSN.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

The and keeps freezing. They were showing a fat chick infomercial

[Longview]

Cmon JJ find it

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Triple play

[Namaste]

That is really wierd, game is on FSN for me...maybe something else is showing in Miami-Dade



I live in Broward
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Bonifacio, what a dumb fvck

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

I don't like that the game keeps freezing

[Longview]

Sorry, i thought Giveafuck Bay was located in dade ;)
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Phew, that was a little scary

[The Hanram]

lulz at that wonderful break from the game RIGHT BEFORE JJS PITCH. Assholes.

[Longview]

HERMS!!! You fucking MAN!!!!!!

[The Hanram]

DOUBLE PLAY!!!!

[dgriot]

omg yes

[Longview]

WOW

[FishFF]

Hermida best defensive play of his life

[MiamiHomer]

lol..Hermida's career moment right there

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

I'm so glad I got to see that. The game came back right on time.

[FishFanInPA]

What happened?

[Chewford]

Fucking awesome. I like how JJ started off the inning horribly, then Hanley touched him and he magically got out of the inning on some randomness.

Also, I assume the HK on the Phillie jerseys stands for "Homosexual Kunts".

[FishFanInPA]

Fucking awesome. I like how JJ started off the inning horribly, then Hanley touched him and he magically got out of the inning on some randomness.

Also, I assume the HK on the Phillie jerseys stands for "Homosexual Kunts".

Dude, not cool. :(

[Longview]

Im not gonna lie, i thought there was someone else playing Right when he made that catch

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

and the game is gone again

[FishFF]

whattt

[The Hanram]

Did a run score? Wtf?

[MiamiHomer]

These are smart babies.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Yes they are. I can't read some of those words.

[The Hanram]

SEND THIS INFOMERCIAL TO GIVEAFUCK BAY.

[dgriot]

Magic bat time, JJ?

[Longview]

That would be sweet
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Aww, thought that might bloop in off the bat

[¿NICK?]

I've always thought that if the final out was recorded on a force play it didn't matter if the run had already scored, the run didn't count.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

:rlymad

[The Hanram]

FSN Phail.
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bahaha the informercial is fucked up now! now this is entertaining...

[Longview]

Maybe its the provider, FSN is working fine with me on Directv.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

I have comcast

[Namaste]

I can't believe I:

A) am not working and can't watch the game and

B) missed the Hermida web gem

[Chewford]

My game hasn't cut out once. ^_^

[The Hanram]

Finally its back. *knock on wood*

[Namaste]

Now its working.

4th inning FTL

[MiamiHomer]

1 run is all that Moyer needs against us.

[The Hanram]

Cody needs to teach boner how to steal.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Make them pay JJ

[Namaste]

unreal

K ends up on 1b

they have 1 hit and the lead


hopefully its just variance and it catches up to them

[dgriot]

Ah yes, the downside of an offensive-oriented catching tandem

[The Hanram]

DP.
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I think it caught up to them Daft. :mischief

[dgriot]

As Cantu's bat slumps, his glove is on fiyah.

[Namaste]

DP.
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I think it caught up to them Daft. :mischief

:lol


Hell yeah!!!

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

What a sexy dp

[The Hanram]

Boner actually laid down a bunt. Count me as shocked.

[Namaste]

unreal. foul by about a foot

[The Hanram]

DAMN. Boner actually looked good on that attempt.

Also SO CLOSE>
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THERE WE GO.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Cantuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[m26555]

Gorgeous.

[Namaste]

Jorge Effing Cantu!!!!

[Longview]

CANTUUUU

[Namaste]

Professional hitting right thurr

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Helms goin yard

[Longview]

Just get the run in

[The Hanram]

YEAH!!!

[m26555]

The Moyer slayer.

[dgriot]

Professional at bat!

[The Hanram]

Wootness...

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

good enough.

[Namaste]

OH YES!. YES.

[Chewford]

I enjoy it when we have more scored more runs than the other team.

[Longview]

Ross is so HAWT

[m26555]

CODYYYYY

[The Hanram]

Cody cody cody!

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Baldyyyyyyyyyy

[Namaste]

EVERYBODY HITS!!!!!!!

[MiamiHomer]

Hitting with RISP is a beautiful thing.

[Chewford]

lolz Rodrigo Lopez is still alive.

[m26555]

Blah. Good pitch.

[Longview]

ARGGGGH

[m26555]

DAMN

[Longview]

Damn Moyer doesnt provide any power

[The Hanram]

That missed?

[Longview]

Nice job by JJ lettin it go

[The Hanram]

DP!

[Longview]

Good inning, now lets add on here gentlemen.
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lmao wtf

[The Hanram]

roflmao.
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CC with the new record.

[mbitcronod12]

Congrats to CC on he record.

WGBM!

[The Hanram]

God he is an idiot.

[dgriot]

Should've known that Boner's last sweet bunt was an anomaly.

[Longview]

Dam. Nice play by Feliz

[The Hanram]

Can't do much about that. It was a nice play. Makes the Boner mistake hurt worse though.

[Longview]

Nice Hanley SB

[The Hanram]

Come on JJ.

[Beef]

Tommy Hutton is such an annoying doucheturd

[Longview]

Thats the story of Boner, does something great and then fucks it up with something awful

[Namaste]

Good throw has em easy at 1B


Here comes the 3 run HR

[Beef]

We 2/3rds dun it

[Longview]

Way to pick up Boner, JJ.

Ummm, Howard how can you even think about arguing that? Perfect pitch right at the knees.

[FishFF]

I thought that was low, but word

[Namaste]

Meh, looked very borderline to me. Could have been called either way. Thank you Eddie Rap

[MiamiHomer]

Yeah I thought it was low but ill take it.

[Bobbob1313]

We just got saved, that was an awful call.

[Longview]

LMAO this is awesome
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Victoriano still thinks hes at the UFC fights

[MiamiHomer]

The crazy hawaiian

[Beef]

ehea

aheaheahehaehaeaheh

AHEAHEAEHEAHAEH

I like the pushing your teammate out of the way to get to the ump that you aint gon touch

ehe, yeah, Tommy, I think he may have been tossed

maybe hes just chillin off the field mid-inning for the hell of it

[Namaste]

How much cash does Eddie Rap have on this game? lol

[MiamiHomer]

How much cash does Eddie Rap have on this game? lol

You friends with him aren't you? lol

[Beef]

My new fav is the fans they show booing and then they stick the cam with them and when they're done booing they smile and go AHEHAE WE BOO'D LIKE PEOPLE HERE LIKE TO DO!!!!

[Longview]

Aww that would have been icing on the cake right there

[Namaste]

Tommy puts the jinx on.

"If the Marlins are able to close this out...."


We fvcked

[FishFF]

lol Philly fans

[Beef]

Tommy puts the jinx on.

"If the Marlins are able to close this out...."


We fvcked

I say the If makes it ok!

mba said we gon beat moyer.....

Either way, I still think this game can be a win

In the end though, we all lose, Rich Waltz is the worst thing ever

[FishFF]

hahahahah FUCK YEAH

[Beef]

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[Flum]

Chris Coghlan is the hottest thing since the big bang.

[Longview]

YES!! AHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[The Hanram]

CC!!!!!!

[MiamiHomer]

lol......that is fucking hilarious.

[Namaste]

LOLWERTH


Ok so were up 6-1.


That score translates to a 2 run lead in this ballpark.

[FishFF]

/Fredi credit

If Gload would have gotten out and the pen blows the game people would have been calling for Fredi's head

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Hanley gonna put the nail in the coffin

[MiamiHomer]

Seriously Tommy?

[Longview]

YESSSSSSSS

[Beef]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[MiamiHomer]

crushed that ball.

[The Hanram]

HANLEY IS MONEY.
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Bonfacio batting 2nd plus having Herm and Helms in the line-up? Ugh.

Well i got the score right yesterday so my prediction for today is

Marlins 8
Phillies 1

Big game for Cantu.

:mischief

[FishFF]

cool inning

[Beef]

/Fredi credit

If Gload would have gotten out and the pen blows the game people would have been calling for Fredi's head

Only negative things and things that aren't even his fault are allowed here!

[Namaste]

/Fredi credit

If Gload would have gotten out and the pen blows the game people would have been calling for Fredi's head

Good point



Tommy agrees.

[Longview]

Hehe, i want to see this episode of "The Pen"

[Namaste]

BigGameFish = Nostradamus


BigGameFish, how many shits will I take tonight after I wolf down a med rare filet with 3 glasses of wine?

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

He's not right yet. It's gotta go final

[Longview]

Haha i love it SO MUCH!

[MiamiHomer]

He was wrong.

[Namaste]

He's not right yet. It's gotta go final



Wait are you saying a 9-1 lead in the 7th at this place isn't a lock?

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

No I sayin his score prediction was wrong

[Beef]

He's saying the final score aint gon be 8-1

[FishFanInPA]

This is fun.

[The Hanram]

Ahhh I love this team.


Also makes me feel a lot better that the Nationals are just killing it still and we have bounced back in such a huge way. Lets close it out boys!

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

We still gonna get no love on MLB network or bbtn after this game

[FishFanInPA]

The Nationals are fucking pounding the D-Backs.

[Longview]

Please, do not make this interesting.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

That was the phanatics fault
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that was very disturbing

[Chewford]

Thanks, Rich and Tommy, for making sure to put that on the broadcast.

[m26555]

Oh no..

[Flum]

Oh curly <3

[m26555]

He's an inferno.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

10-3 baby

[Fish and Chips]

18 hits!

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

sending everyone a message. DONT COUNT US OUT YET!

[Flum]

Hanley and Coghlan sittin' in a tree w-i-n-n-i-n-g.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

UNCLE WES BOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[m26555]

Atta boy, Helmsy.

[Flum]

Tee hee

[Fish and Chips]

the phils are the new natinals

[MiamiHomer]

So who are the other rookies in the race for ROY? McCutchen is probably the favorite but CC certainly has begun to make a case.

[m26555]

So who are the other rookies in the race for ROY? McCutchen is probably the favorite but CC certainly has begun to make a case.
Well Rasmus, but he has fallen off a bit.

[Fish and Chips]

wells from the cubs deserving credit too

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

if we make the playoffs it will help out CC in ROY race

[MiamiHomer]

Tommy Hanson...almost forgot him.

[m26555]

Tommy Hanson...almost forgot him.
You think he's gonna have enough innings to really qualify?

[Fish and Chips]

wells from the cubs deserving credit too

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/w/wellsra01.shtml

pretty hard to beat

[MiamiHomer]

You think he's gonna have enough innings to really qualify?

I don't know the specific amount of innings they have to surpass nor did I see how many IP he has.

[m26555]

I don't know the specific amount of innings they have to surpass nor did I see how many IP he has.
He's only at 67 right now, so I doubt he's going to end up with enough to merit serious consideration.

[Fish and Chips]

last year edinson got some vote, even though he wasnt a rookie, so the requirements are flexible

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[m26555]

That's how you fucking do it.

[Omar]

http://www.soflamarlins.com/showthread.php?t=427