Marlins Go to Philly, 7:05et, Citizen's Bank Park

[Ramp]

Fuck Ryan Howard. Fuck Jimmy Rollins. Fuck Brett Myers. Fuck Mitch Williams. Fuck Mike Schmidt. Fuck Sylvester Stallone. Fuck Allen Iverson. Fuck Julius Erving. Fuck Donovan McNabb. Fuck Fip (no offense). Fuck Eric Lindros. Fuck cheese steaks. Fuck the liberty bell. Fuck Raul Ibanez. Fuck the Phillies. Fuck Philadelphia. Fuck you.

I will not be able to make the game thread tomorrow after we win.

[mbitcronod12]

I have a bad feeling you won't need to make it tomorrow. West vrs. Hamels and the Phillies in the band box has trouble written all over it.

I hope I'm wrong.

[BigGameFish]

Marlins 6
Phillies 4

[McLevin]

I have a bad feeling you won't need to make it tomorrow. West vrs. Hamels and the Phillies in the band box has trouble written all over it.

I hope I'm wrong.
Would you be worried if it was Volstad vs. Hamels?

I mean, the band box problem would still be very much an issue

[Beef]

If you asked me, I would have said mmmm hmmmmm

[MiamiHomer]

1) Coghlan, LF

2) Johnson, 1B

3) Hanley, SS

4) Cantu, 3B

5) Uggla, 2B

6) Ross, RF

7) Paulino, C

8) Boni, CF

9) West, P

[McLevin]

If Boni was in a frat, I would call him Bronifacio

[Beef]

No, you would call him Boner because itd be what everyone else was doin

[BigGameFish]

Boner 8th > Herm anywhere > Boner 2nd

[mbitcronod12]

Would you be worried if it was Volstad vs. Hamels?

I mean, the band box problem would still be very much an issue

Volstad's not a fly ball pitcher and has a good record against the Phillies, so no, I wouldn't be.

[BigGameFish]

Volstad's not a fly ball pitcher and has a good record against the Phillies, so no, I wouldn't be.


24 HRs?

[Namaste]

Rally Jacksons



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g6wJOu19hQ

[Chewford]

I have a bad feeling you won't need to make it tomorrow. West vrs. Hamels and the Phillies in the band box has trouble written all over it.

I hope I'm wrong.

I know you're wrong.

[McLevin]

Volstad's not a fly ball pitcher and has a good record against the Phillies, so no, I wouldn't be.
Guess which team has hit the most HR's off of Volstad this season, smacking him around to the tune of a .892 OPS?

::thinks sample sizes this small are ridiculous, but has to use it to counter the Volstad has a good record against the Phillies remark::

I'm not exactly confident in West either, I just know that if Volstad was on the mound you'd post "WGW!"

[Beef]

You are not allowed to be realistic about guys you like.

I love Josh Willingham. Guy is made of steel or something, could never ever get hurt.

Fip likes Bonifacio. When Uggla strikes out he is the worst player on the face of this Earth. When Bonifacio strikes out, he made the pitcher throw at least three pitches!

[BigGameFish]

Mike Stanton can kill two stones with one bird

[Chewford]

I has Marlins on TV again since I once again has TV.

[FishFanInPA]

Not the worst player on the earth. Worst player in Florida maybe.

[Bingebag]

that .606 ops is definitely in contention for worst pro in 09.

[The Hanram]

COGS.

[FishFanInPA]

good start. hehe

[Namaste]

CC with a DONG

[Chewford]

I like lead off home runs when they're hit by someone on the Marlins and not the other team.

[Beef]

But two of our guys striked out, so now Hamels is dialed in and in a groove so hopefully that one run stands up
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Sean West would be best off by throwing strikes more than balls.

Fip, take notes
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Dang, West was in a double play groove but he lost his groove. I hope he gets his groove back before the Phillies get runs
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oh my gosh

[dgriot]

Show me GIDP, plz

[AdamRavs]

wow this is not going well now.. a lot of questionable strike calls as well. but west needs a double play BAD

[FishFanInPA]

Time to get Sanches warming up for his 3 innings of relief?

[Beef]

oh my gosh

[AdamRavs]

awesome

[MiamiHomer]

Hanley has been really hesitant to dive on that left shoulder.

[dgriot]

Woooo! Huntsville!

[Fish and Chips]

on gameday it seems like most of the hits are not hit hard at all.
is that so?

[Beef]

hehe, how can you tell how hard a ball is or is not hit on gameday?

Hamels did not hit the ball hard.

[Fish and Chips]

infield singles to NJ, Hanley, COLe's bunt

[FishFanInPA]

u mean Cole's bunt didnt land in the outfield Beef?

[MiamiHomer]

yay bner

[Beef]

u mean Cole's bunt didnt land in the outfield Beef?

All balls that land in the outfield is hit hard?

[Fish and Chips]

and yes determining how hard a hit is on gameday, is mostly guessing and assuming

[dgriot]

Yeah - Feliz hit a deep fly that took a good CC catch. Ruiz found a hole.

[FishFanInPA]

Emilio got on base.

[Beef]

The ball hit to Hanley wasnt an infield single... it was hit hard and hit Hanleys glove and moved swiftly into CF.... it was a makeable play though. The Feliz out to LF was hard hit as well.
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We need to take advantage of the fact that Hamels has been degrooved; I mean, the guy was just fuckin rolling!

[FishFanInPA]

Hammer Homered again :(

[AdamRavs]

Come on Hanley!

[Beef]

Fip, keep it in the fantasy thread

[FishFanInPA]

There is no such thing Beef.

[dgriot]

*phew*

That'll work.

[Beef]

Well, leave it to my fantasies

[AdamRavs]

we got one.. now Jorge needs to f'n hit with RISP

[Beef]

ehe

[dgriot]

Cantu continues to slump.

[AdamRavs]

whorehay needs some time further down the order

[Fish and Chips]

65pitches through 3inning for Cole

[dgriot]

Of course.

[AdamRavs]

wow unreal

[Beef]

I knew that was gon happen when Rich said he gon get out of the inning. Rich's fault, 100%, no debating

[AdamRavs]

productive outs from storm trooper and boner

[Beef]

WHAEHEAHEAHEAH HAMNELS STRUCK OUT BONER LOOKS LIKE HE HAS LOCKED BACK IN THIS FUCKING TEAM SUCKS BECAUSE OF RICH WALTZ, THERE IS SAID ,RITI TI TITISA FACT THES FUCKING STUPIUD NERDFACED ASSHOLE AND THIS TEAM CANT WIN WITH HIM BEINGAROUND THE TEAM, HE IS TO BLAME

[MiamiHomer]

Beef shouldn't let his cat type his posts.

[dgriot]

Pretty damn impressive for a cat

[geemoney]

I'm surprised they're trotting West out for another inning....starting the inning at 92 pitches.

[Fish and Chips]

yes! in play run(s)

[Beef]

DODYSAYDYSHYEDDOCODYERS AHD AS FUCKING PONONN AND A PEEEEEPERS

[Fish and Chips]

112+ pitches for cole tonight

[Beef]

QWE TROOK HAMELS FUCKIN GROOVE BACK

SAY IT RICH YOU STUPIDVNERDFAG SAY IT WE TOOK HIS GROOVE BACK BECAUSE HE WANT GOOD AT ALL TONOIGHT BUT IF HE KD A GUY HE WAS FUCKING ROOLING AND IN THE ZONE YOU DOUCHEBNUGGET

[FishFanInPA]

hehe, Phillies fans hate Cody

http://www.philaphans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=92978

[Fish and Chips]

He just looks like a little punk.And beide that he comes from New Mexico..New Mexico,where the frig is that!!???Nobody comes from New Mexico....
lol

[Namaste]

H2R is 8-12 lifetime vs Chan Ho

[dgriot]

Cantu continues to deliver disappointment.

[¿NICK?]

Could Cantu be any more useless right now?

[FishFanInPA]

man, Cantu f'ing blows.

[Fish and Chips]

during the break some minor league score
Stanton:1-2 1 hr 4rbi, 1bb 0so
cousin:1-2 1rbi 1so
domingo:0-4
morrison:2-4 2 2B 1rbi

[Namaste]

Cantu has been a punching bag this whole thread


He saved the tying run there

[AdamRavs]

Cantu has been a punching bag this whole thread


He saved the tying run there

yeah he saved the run but how many has he left on base tonite. Hell the last week!

[dgriot]

That swinging strike was setup by an inconsistently called borderline strike call and a clear out of zone strike call. Good ol' cowboy.

[AdamRavs]

For the time being cody and cantu should switch in the order.. Maybe that will get cantu to turn it around

[dgriot]

Cantu has been a punching bag this whole thread


He saved the tying run there

Giving credit where credit's due for an offensively slumping player has no place in gameday threads.

[AdamRavs]

Boner on base again holy shit!
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if I'm the Ruiz i call slider in the dirt the whole damn AB here

[Fish and Chips]

daft has a good point

[AdamRavs]

lol unreal when is he gonna learn to lay off it!

[¿NICK?]

Herm did something!

[AdamRavs]

YAY he hit the hanging slider!

[dgriot]

daft has a good point

He does and he's right, but in the moment of the game, it's hard not to be reactionary, snarky and whatnot. He's a better man than I in that regard.

[Fish and Chips]

how many runs
/gameday

[AdamRavs]

5-3

[FishFanInPA]

5-3 good guys!

[¿NICK?]

lolherm

[Fish and Chips]

CC still has a chance to get mutlihits
runs!

[MiamiHomer]

lol...must have thought to himself that he has to do something bad since he did something good.

[FishFanInPA]

Clutch Cogz!

[AdamRavs]

Dinger least fav lol.. After his purple ass behind home plate during that game in Col

[Fish and Chips]

nice to see some run support

[The Hanram]

Finish em off Matt!

[AdamRavs]

nice inning from matty

[FishFanInPA]

If Lindstrom can return to form as a middle reliever our pen is even more filthy.

[The Hanram]

He had some very good stuff tonight.

[AdamRavs]

jeez whorehay its like he can't wait to get the AB over with lol

[Fish and Chips]

close

[Party]

Joe West is just fail.

[AdamRavs]

Joe West is just fail.

Apparently the knees isnt part of the strike zone

[Beef]

He's been consistent with it, no matter how much Tommy chooses to complain about one random pitch

[Fish and Chips]

ballgame

[AdamRavs]

YEAH! Brooms for tomm!

[The Hanram]

Marlins 6
Phillies 4


MONEY.

[Party]

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