2009-10 College Football Season Thread

[FishFanInPA]

OMGZ ALMOST TRAINING CAMP TIMES.....

[Chewford]

Steve Spurrier did not vote for Tom Turbow for teh lulz. I like how that was pretty much the biggest story of the offseason.

[MiamiHomer]

I found it funnier that he apologized for it. I mean who cares.

[FishFanInPA]

2009 ACC Football Kickoff Preseason Media Balloting
Atlantic Division
1. Florida State (56) 479
2. Clemson (14) 387
3. NC State (10) 364
4. Wake Forest (7) 295
5. Maryland 157
6. Boston College 145

Coastal Division
1. Virginia Tech (78) 512
2. Georgia Tech (9) 415
3. North Carolina 350
4. Miami 282
5. Virginia 148
6. Duke 120
Predicted ACC Championship Game Winner
1. Virginia Tech 69
2. Florida State 7
Georgia Tech 7
3. Clemson 2
NC State 2
2009 Preseason ACC Player of the Year
1. Jonathan Dwyer, Georgia Tech 39
2. C.J. Spiller, Clemson 28
3. Russell Wilson, NC State 16
4. Christian Ponder, Florida State 1
Vic Hall, Virginia 1
Tyrod Taylor, Virginia Tech 1
Riley Skinner 1

ACC Media Day stuff

[Bingebag]

Miami is going to make a run on the ACC this year and end up in a bcs bowl.

/Ruthless Prediction

[MiamiHomer]

Miami is going to make a run on the ACC this year and end up in a bcs bowl.

/Ruthless Prediction

From your mouth to God's ears.

[Longview]

http://deadspin.com/5327221/breaking-the-only-thing-not-perfect-about-tim-tebow-is-his-vision

Lmao at the title of the Gainesville Sun article. Must be a UF grad ;)

[Bingebag]

Apparently former Gator and now Minnesota Viking wide receiver Percy Harvin was invited by some Florida coaches to come speak to a few recruits about his time at the university. The idea was to give them an NFL player’s perspective on how the school helped him not only get to the NFL, but also how they made him a better player in general.Well, things started great as he talked about how good the staff was to the players, how they won a couple championships, and how they helped him become a NFL first rounder…then he started keeping it real.

What we’re hearing:

- Harvin discussed his continuous pot use, and how he was able to smoke it for the majority of his time at UF.

- Harvin also confirmed the long time rumor that he made a mistake and choked his wide receivers coach, and how the school gave him a second chance by covering it up so the media didn’t report it.

- He also talked about the benefits that being a Gator brought to the party scene in Gainesville.


http://www.auburntron.com/


I love me some percy.

[Fish and Chips]

:fip

[Alex Arias is My Hero]

Sooo....I read the stickied thread at the top about Florida teams, so we should probably have separate threads for the Gators, Noles and Canes?

Anyway, here is the top 25 (USA Today Coaches Poll):

1. Florida (53)
2. Texas (4)
3. Oklahoma (1)
4. USC (1)
5. Alabama
6. Ohio State
7. Virginia Tech
8. Penn State
9. LSU
10. Mississippi
11. Oklahoma State
12. California
13. Georgia
14. Oregon
15. Georgia Tech
16. Boise State
17. TCU
18. Utah
19. Florida State
20. North Carolina
21. Iowa
22. Nebraska
23. Notre Dame
24. Brigham Young
25. Oregon State

Others Receiving Votes
Kansas 138, Michigan State 136, Texas Tech 114, Cincinnati 90, Pittsburgh 64, West Virginia 55, Rutgers 51, Miami (FL) 46, Missouri 44, Illinois 38, Clemson 30, South Carolina 18, UCLA 14, Auburn 12, South Florida 11, Nevada 11, Kentucky 9, North Carolina State 7, Wisconsin 6, Arkansas 6, Northwestern 5, Southern Miss 4, Wake Forest 4, Arizona 3, Boston College 3, CENTRL MICHIGAN 3, East Carolina 3, Colorado 2, Maryland 2, Navy 2, Tennessee 2, TROY 1, Minnesota 1, Michigan 1, Houston 1.

[PitchingWinsGames]

USF isn't worthy of some bolding?

Pshhhht

[Alex Arias is My Hero]

Done...couldn't remember if we had any USF fans around these parts!

[PitchingWinsGames]

Done...couldn't remember if we had any USF fans around these parts!

Danke

Im probably the lone Bull around here for now :lol
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As a side note, I always like seeing Navy get some love.

[Alex Arias is My Hero]

No votes for Duke. Is this the first time Mr. Spurrier didn't vote for them?

[PitchingWinsGames]

I believe he said last year that he was going to stop doing that, so... yes, that appears to be the case

[Bingebag]

Homer Prediction: Auburn ranked in top 25 by years end.

[Beef]

Yes, I would imagine once an SEC team loses and drops from 8 to 6 and then Auburn beats Furman, Auburn will have to jump up to replace the other SEC team.

I know 8 to 6 aint a drop. Dont say it

[Bingebag]

Yes, I would imagine once an SEC team loses and drops from 8 to 6 and then Auburn beats Furman, Auburn will have to jump up to replace the other SEC team.

I know 8 to 6 aint a drop. Dont say it

LOjeffersonstateL
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But to be fair, the ACC is a tough schedule year in and year out.

[Beef]

I does not get it

[Bingebag]

Your talking shit about Auburn playing a D1-aa team, every major team does...


What is there not to get?

[Beef]

Oh, no, I was talking shit about the silly voters

[Bingebag]

BTW, I meant Jacksonville State not Jefferson State, after further research.

Doesn't really change the fact that all of these major teams play D1AA teams like App State, Furman, or Florida A&M (or at least a shit D1 school like Eastern Michigan).

[Beef]

I knows it, my post was meant more to poke fun that it seems like any time an SEC team loses, the pollsters simply jump another SEC team way up to replace that SEC team! SECX secsecscCSCESCSECECSECDC

[Beef]

It is almost time, so thats exciting

Im kinda curious if there will be much activity in this thread with the Florida schools having their own threads

[Ramp]

don't you worry your pretty little face

it gon b packd in hurr

[FishFanInPA]

yeppers. The Mayor's Cup is comin home to Temple

[Ramp]

Greg Paulus named Cuse starting QB

[Beef]

He's gayer than their fans

[BobbyBowden]

Are we gonna do another college fantasy league this year?

[Blackout Pact]

The Buffs should be an interesting team to follow this year. With both Stewart and Scott healthy we have the potential to have a very dangerous running game which hopefully will open up the field for Hawkings. Not a bad schedule this year either all things considered.

[Longview]

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o10/Zeus0688/Paulusy.png

[FishFanInPA]

:fip

The sad thing is they have 7 of their first 8 at home and will lose most of them.

[wanks1212]

true frosh matt barkley named usc's starting QB

[Bingebag]

true frosh matt barkley named usc's starting QB

I figure they want 3 years out of a QB for once.

[MiamiHomer]

Well the guy that was originally the starter got hurt didn't he?

[Bingebag]

Well the guy that was originally the starter got hurt didn't he?

I'm pretty sure the guy they penciled in was coming back soon or just got back.

[Bingebag]

http://store.cstv.com/marketplace/store/Vendor15/500/bustaNutt-z.jpg

[MiamiHomer]

Anyone was to see the best High School football team in the country? Put ESPN on.

[Longview]

Anyone was to see the best High School football team in the country? Put ESPN on.

Was FSU playing? 8D

[Beef]

Oye

[MiamiHomer]

September 7th is right around the corner...oye

[Beef]

It's soon

[Longview]

As much as i would like to talk shit about that game, i am too scared Miami is the same team it has been these past few seasons...but i know FSU is the same team they have been the past few years so we would still have a pretty good chance.

[Beef]

I feel like you dont know what FSU is just as you dont know what Miami is

[MiamiHomer]

Can't wait to see what that Whipple offense has in store for the opponent. Also I'm excited to see how our defense is now with one year of experience under their belt.

[Longview]

I feel like you dont know what FSU is just as you dont know what Miami is

If anyone tells you they know how good FSU or Miami will be, they are liars.

[Ramp]

Indiana supposedly running the pistol offense this year

should be fun/horrible

[Beef]

If anyone tells you they know how good FSU or Miami will be, they are liars.

So you lied to me

[Longview]

I did.
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But, i dont think Ponder is as good as everyone thinks he is.

[MiamiHomer]

What a great way to start of the season Thursday with what should be an offensive outburst between Boise State and Oregon.

[Ramp]

except that the game is Thursday

[MiamiHomer]

except that the game is Thursday

Aw whatever..

[Metes]

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[Bingebag]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_ncaaf_experts__20/ept_sports_ncaaf_experts-49902914-1251844506.jpg?ymaWz0BDEv85rjZj

facing the entrance to the school.

[MiamiHomer]

Colin Cowherd predicts Oregon-Boise State game goes to double overtime and ends in the score of 54-59 Boise State wins;funny thing is that is impossible since you can't finish with a score like that in overtime...

[Bingebag]

ol' ball coach is washed up.

[Ramp]

7-0 Gamecocks

[Bingebag]

Those gamecock jerseys are sharp..

[TealMonster08]

Colin Cowherd predicts Oregon-Boise State game goes to double overtime and ends in the score of 54-59 Boise State wins;funny thing is that is impossible since you can't finish with a score like that in overtime...

I wasnt sure if I should stop reading after i saw "Colin Cowherd predicts" but Im oh so glad I continued to read it...i cant believe he gets paid for that shit. lol..

[MiamiHomer]

SC-NCST game has been all sorts of suck.

[Beef]

Holy fuck I aint never seen a missed call that obvious

[MiamiHomer]

Jeez lol that was horrible.

[FishFanInPA]

ugh, what a fucking start.

[Beef]

Perhaps thinking you know whats going to happen in week 1 of the college football season is a poor idea.

Also, considering a game against Oregon at home to be a 1 game playoff to be in the BCS is ridiculous. I wonder how many teams would love that opportunity

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Oregon sucking in the first half

[Bobbob1313]

North Texas won as many games tonight as they did in each of the two previous seasons.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

FIU will still kick their ass

[Bobbob1313]

Hopefully. They ran the ball all fucking over Ball State.

[Beef]

To be fair, in those previous seasons they also won all their games in one night

[Bobbob1313]

To be fair, in those previous seasons they also won all their games in one night

I think both of those wins were against Western Kentucky.

They gon win two games this year.

[Beef]

Boise St gon win championship?

[FishFanInPA]

Stay classy LaGarrette Blount.

[Junior]

What a great way to start of the season Thursday with what should be an offensive outburst between Boise State and Oregon.
Whoops

and LeGarrette Blount :fip

[Longview]

LMAO that was awesome, could not have ended any better.

[MiamiHomer]

Whoops

and LeGarrette Blount :fip

Yeah, I actually turned the shit off around the middle of the second quarter because I wasn't going to get 4-5 hours of sleep to what that crap.

[wanks1212]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQC4BKi6qwk

[Metes]

Some times you gotta punch a bitch.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

That's why handshakes in college football is a bad idea.

[Bobbob1313]

94 deserved to get punched in the face.

9 also deserves to get kicked off the team.

[Mainge]

http://i30.tinypic.com/2w3sys0.jpg

[Ralph]

buddy got knocked down. You can see his spit fly too. :lol

[FishFF]

Man ESPN needs to ditch Lou Holtz, I cant even understand him anymore.

[Goodfella]

1. Don't sucker punch someone

2. Don't be an asshole and antagonize someone like that after a game... or you might get sucker punched.

3. Would have like to see some of those fans get sucker punched after the game.

[MiamiHomer]

Suspended for the year.

EUGENE, Ore. -- Oregon has suspended running back LeGarrette Blount for the remainder of the season for punching Boise State linebacker Byron Hout after Thursday night's loss.

Blount's suspension includes any bowl games. Coach Chip Kelly said he will remain on scholarship.

Immediately following No. 16 Oregon's 19-8 loss to the No. 14 Broncos, ESPN showed Hout yelling in Blount's face and tapping him on the shoulder pad as the teams converged onto the field. As a Broncos assistant coach moved to separate Hout from Blount, the Oregon senior threw a right cross that connected with Hout's right jaw. Hout went down and popped right back up.

Blount also had to be restrained by police officers from fans heckling him on the way to the locker room afterward.

"Under no circumstance is fighting acceptable," the NCAA said in a statement Friday. "If it occurs before or during a game, the officials enforce the rules. If it occurs after a game, institutions and conferences decide how to address the situation. We trust our members to handle these situations appropriately."

The Pac-10 said in a statement that it supported Oregon's decision. University president Richard Lariviere, in a statement prior to Blount's suspension, called the player's behavior "reprehensible."

"We do not and will not tolerate the actions that were taken by our player. Oregon's loyal fans expect and deserve better," Lariviere said.

Boise State spokesman Max Corbet told The Associated Press in an e-mail Friday that coach Chris Petersen would not suspend Hout. Instead, Petersen will spend time with Hout this week to help him learn from what happened.

Boise State replayed Blount slugging Hout several times on the giant screen in the north end zone of Bronco Stadium. Amid jeers from the crowd, Blount, who was being escorted from the field by Oregon assistant coach Scott Frost, got into another confrontation with fans.

According to Blount, one fan brandished a chair at him and another punched him. Two police officers and Frost nearly carried Blount to the Boise State athletic building, where the visiting team dresses.

After the game, a contrite Blount came out of the locker room.

"I should have handled that situation a lot better than I did," he said. "I apologize. We will never have a game like this again. ... The game, as it went on, just got more frustrating and more frustrating for me in general. I shouldn't have said anything. I shouldn't have done anything."

Blount, a 6-foot-2, 240-pound transfer from East Mississippi CC, rushed for 1,002 yards and a school-record 17 touchdowns last season. He carried the ball eight times for minus-5 yards and caught two passes for 13 yards against Boise State.

Players from both sides, Blount included, met at midfield for a pregame handshake, the result of a sportsmanship initiative developed for this weekend's games by the American Football Coaches Association and the NCAA. Grant Teaff, the AFCA's executive director, said Friday the incident would not dampen the weekend.

"This case points out that we still need to have a commitment to sportsmanship and respect," Teaff told ESPN's Joe Schad. "It was sad as I watched [the events in Boise], but the good news is nobody joined in. That would have been a brawl back in the day. This was one player who was frustrated and infuriated and lost control."

Punch at Boise ends Blount's season
(http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4446898)

[Mainge]

Lucky he wasn't kicked off the team.

[Chewford]

You gotta punish Blount severely for that, he was lucky he wasn't punching Tom Turbow, or else his arm would have probably shattered.

Boise guy had it coming though. Way to win like a douche.

[Beef]

Yep, and those fans were lucky somebody was there hold Blount back

[Bingebag]

it wasn't very hard to lip read the n-word off the boise fan.

[Fish and Chips]

even though blount was out of line, it was funny to see 94's smirk wipe off his face.

[wanks1212]

Depending on what Holt said to Blount, he may deserve some kind of short suspension too.

And I love fans that yell at players when they know the players can't attack them because security's holding them back. Way to have some fucking balls, guys. 99% of those asstards wouldn't say shit to the players if they saw them on the street or there was any chance the player could actually retaliate.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Blount got lucky he wasn't kicked off the team.

The Boise State guy got lucky he didn't get it worse for being a douche.

Blount is incredibly lucky his teammates and security stopped him from going after a fan. Of he would have hit a fan, he would have been off the team, kicked out of school, and would have to face criminal charges.

[Longview]

I love it, college football all day. :wub

Oh how i missed you.

[FishFanInPA]

Indeed...so many good games today.

[Longview]

Well, i was enjoying college gameday until i saw them unbuckle Tebow's belt and start to pull down his pants...Channel changed.

[FishFanInPA]

Pam Ward doing the Cuse game. FTL

[Longview]

LMAO @ that snap...AHAHAHAHahahawtf

[Beef]

EAHEAHEAHEHAEHAAEHAEHEAHEAHEHAEHEAH

[MiamiHomer]

Shaq wouldn't even get a hand on that.

[FishFanInPA]

Did that really just happen? :fip

[Longview]

'Cuse fan fip?

[FishFanInPA]

Cuse alum.

[MiamiHomer]

Yeah, his Alma mater.

[FishFanInPA]

jesus, what the fuck has happened to this school. My freshman year I saw Michigan at the dome and it was sick. My senior year, we were terrible and the games werent fun at all.
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Sure asswipe. That was the plan...we wanted to spot them points.

[Longview]

Nice return
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Hehe, put him under center

[Beef]

jesus, what the fuck has happened to this school. My freshman year I saw Michigan at the dome and it was sick.

Is that when you became a Michigan fan?

[FishFanInPA]

No. My cousin played for them before that.

[Longview]

That was just....odd.

[Beef]

I liked how obvious that illegal formation was after Paulus seemed to backup to yell at his teammates

[Longview]

Go for it

[FishFanInPA]

I like running pitch plays when you need a few yards.

[Longview]

Ohio State up 7-0

[MiamiHomer]

Yeah, running a pitch play to the shorter side of the field isn't the best idea.

[Longview]

Navy driving on OSU

[FishFanInPA]

the defense is supposed to be Cuse's "strength"

[Longview]

Whats with these camera angles in the Cuse game, as soon as a back hits the hole you cant see him anymore because the cameras are so low, and on passes you cant see half the field
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7-7 Navy ties it up!

[FishFanInPA]

the ball may be loose yet we're looking at Greg Paulus.

[Beef]

I hate his face

[FishFanInPA]

I agree. I hate it even more when we are losing.

[Longview]

Raise the god dam cameras
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Navy held OSU to FG 10-7 Ohio St
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Awful, awful throw

[Jewbility]

Cuse's Carter has some ginormous arms

[FishFanInPA]

Would have been nice if 85 actually tried to block someone on that.
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jesus Paulus, put the ball away when you run.

[Longview]

Keep shootin themselves in the foot.
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Run that wildcat until they stop it
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lol triple covered...

[FishFanInPA]

Ugh, Paulus.

[Longview]

Cuse needs to just pound the ball, looks like you guys have a couple good backs
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Nice.

[Fish and Chips]

osu 17 navy 7

[Longview]

Yep, Navy's pass defense is atrocious...but expected.

[FishFanInPA]

Pam Ward is so bad as an announcer.

[Longview]

Indeed, not to mention i thought it was a man announcing for like the first 2 seasons i heard her.

[FishFanInPA]

Nice. There's a pulse on this team!

[MiamiHomer]

Bryce Brown with his first TD.

[Jewbility]

Terrelle Pryor

[FishFanInPA]

Nice stand fellas!

[Fish and Chips]

wow cuse stop a 3 and 1 and a 4 and 1

[FishFanInPA]

Grind it baby...Grind these drives out.

[Longview]

29 is fast.
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Paulus starting to look a lil more comfortable
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Cuse definitely has some good skills players

[MiamiHomer]

Pryor's eye black says "Mike Vick".

[FishFanInPA]

Terrible interference call.

[Fish and Chips]

navy 27 Ohio State 29
navy going for the 2p conversion
2:23 left

[Beef]

yep

[MiamiHomer]

Navy going for 2 to tie OSU with 2min left.
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:fip that was pathetic.

[Fish and Chips]

wow!

[MiamiHomer]

Worst throw ever.

[Beef]

I think throwing the ball there is fucking retarded

[Fish and Chips]

why do you pass it there

[FishFanInPA]

Northern Iowa driving on ranked Iowa. Michigan may have company soon.

[Beef]

Similar but different

[FishFanInPA]

UNI's FG is blocked.
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Wow, nice run by Carter.
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YOU ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE PAULUS.

[Beef]

Holy shit, there was no way it even looked like anyone was open to him when he threw that ball

Also, I hate his face

CUT TO COMMENT ABOUT HOW PAULUS DOESNT MAKE MISTAKES AND IS A GREAT TEBOWLEADER ALREADY BECAUSE HE PLAYED FOR KOACH K

[Chewford]

lol at THE Ohio State University barely squeaking by with a win against the all power Naval Academy.

Also, I really kinda wish I was going to a real football game tonight and not whatever nonsense it is that's going to happen at the swamp tonight. At least we'll get a preview of some John Brantleyness.

[FishFanInPA]

shouldnt we be laughing at your school who is actually playing a bunch of homeless people from Gainesville tonight?

[Mainge]

Yeah laugh at the school with 2 national championships in 3 years.

At least Syracuse, Michigan, VCU, and your 50 other schools have been racking up the W's recently.

[Metes]

Don't forget Temple, they've been on a big win streak.

[MiamiHomer]

Sam Bradford hurt his shoulder...uh ohh.

[Longview]

Oklahoma just lost:banana

[MiamiHomer]

Why you happy? Their QB will probably be back for the Miami game :(.

[Fish and Chips]

ehehe choklahoma

[Longview]

Why you happy? Their QB will probably be back for the Miami game :(.

Because i like seeing them lose.

[MiamiHomer]

ehehe choklahoma

Can't really choke when their version of Tim Tebow goes down.

[Longview]

I love seeing all these Oklahoma fans.
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Now just need v-tech to beat bama and this will have been a great night.

[Fritz]

Oklahoma offensive line cost them that game. Yeesh.

[Longview]

LSU down 7-0 early vs Wash

[Beef]

BYU gon crush us

[MiamiHomer]

OU gon crush us.

[wanks1212]

V-Tech and OU gon crush us

[Chewford]

Sam Bradford has to be kicking himself for not leaving for the NFL in the offseason.

[MiamiHomer]

It's an AC joint sprain, w/e that is, and will be out 2-3 weeks but it's still an injury on his throwing arm so yeah that stuff lingers on through out careers.

[Longview]

V-Tech and OU gon crush us

OU yes, V-tech is over rated as usual and we will have a good chance against them.

[wanks1212]

V Tech can run the hell out of the football, and that scares me alot more than some team that can throw the ball around. Miami's pass defense should be adequate, but their run defense was absolutely awful last year and with some of the pre-season injuries I don't see it being a whole lot better this year. I hope that Allen Bailey and Josh Holmes/Marcus Fortson can clog the middle, and that Colin McCarthy's return helps the LBs. But I dunno.

Plus, that game's in Blacksburg.

[Blackout Pact]

Gameday!

CSU vs. CU tonight at five in Boulder. We're driving up in an hour or two for some BBQ and tailgating outside of the stadium. Great to have Buffs football back.

[MiamiHomer]

I wish it were Monday night already.

[Junior]

Ole Miss struggling

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Terrelle Pryor = uh, stupid.

Seriously, everybody does kills people. His coaches need to tell him to stop speaking to the media.

[Chewford]

I mean, uh, not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone does kills people, murder people, and all types, steals from you, steals from me, whatever.
:|!

[Bingebag]

sig'ed

[Chewford]

Pryor makes Turbow's Go Gators and Jesus Heisman speech sound like the Gettysburg address.

[Longview]

They should put that on a plaque, and put it on one of the football building lol.

[Blackout Pact]

Absolutely fucking miserable game. It's time to end the Dan Hawkins experiment. Hawkins leaves his son in a QB despite the fact that he is average at best, decides to give our two best tailbacks less than 75% of carries and fails on a 4th and 1 conversion in the second half, giving up great field position despite our defense forcing 3 straight 3 and outs.

This season is not going to be good for us.

[MiamiHomer]

We ain't playing the Gata's

[Bingebag]

Very excited for this game. Very excited.

[Fritz]

Miami (OH) vs. UF

Someone didn't proofread very well.

[Chewford]

I like how Mark May likes to mention USC as much as possible. Of course the ACC can't compete with USC, because USC is the master team, forged by the dark lord, Sauron, in the fires of Mount Doom. One team to rule them all.

lol Mark May just said an awesome though. I like that guy, Pete Carrol man love and all.

[MiamiHomer]

I'd rather watch Colin Cowherd than watch Lou Holtz spit on himself and Mark May sexually violate a USC helmet.

[Chewford]

I like Mark May because it seems he sometimes get tired of Pete Carrol fellatio and sometimes crazes the satisfying delicious, moist flavor of Urban Meyer.

[MiamiHomer]

We can't cover worth shit.
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How do we not get one guy down there to down that? It was like 40 yards.
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And another one of our DE's goes down :fip.
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This is some fucking pitiful pass defense.

[wanks1212]

A pass rush would help. It's tough to ask much with all the defensive line injuries, but the DBs aren't the only ones to blame.

That said, Ponder does look pretty good.

[MiamiHomer]

A pass rush would help. It's tough to ask much with all the defensive line injuries, but the DBs aren't the only ones to blame.

That said, Ponder does look pretty good.

They'll keep on killing us with the quick pass as long as we give 10 yard cushions to their WR's.

[Chewford]

Apparently one of my friends at that school did the All-State kick challenge thing before the game and lost, I assume his kick was not of the caliber of that 52 yard kick.

lol, swagger

[MiamiHomer]

The Whipple era is for me so far.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

nice pick

[MiamiHomer]

Randy Phillips just saved our ass after that fucking stupid decision of kicking it short.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

damn Cincinatti put a whooping on Rutgers

[MiamiHomer]

30 minutes of hell left..
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Matt Bosher is one dumb motherfucker.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

stupid fucking penalty

[MiamiHomer]

We have to be the most fragile team in college football...unbelievable.
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I guess we know who made adjustments at the half and who didn't.
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TOO MUCH FUCKING DANCING COOPER...CUT AND GO DAMMIT.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Cooper is a beast
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need to score

[MiamiHomer]

SO WE RUN IT TWICE ON THE 50? AND PASS IT TWICE ON THE 2 YARD LINE!@?!
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS HORRIFIC PLAY CALLING
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Never knew you could look so good and so bad in a matter of minutes.

[Mainge]

Miami is bad.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

big turnover

[Mainge]

And turnover. lawl.

[MiamiHomer]

Miami's defense is bad.

Fixed.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

very dangerous pass
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dont u ever do a Brett Favre throw again

[MiamiHomer]

I wonder if we know that we only are allowed 3 time outs a half.

[wanks1212]

Regardless of how this game turns out, Miami has alot of work to do with that defense. Hoo boy, is it bad.

[MiamiHomer]

We're done...seasons over.

[Chewford]

We're done...seasons over.

lolwut

[MiamiHomer]

Jacory hurt.

[wanks1212]

here ya go, A.J. Highsmith. Make something happen. If Kirby fucking Freeman could lead a game winning drive, so can you.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

Jacory coming back.

[MiamiHomer]

Jacory must not be able to throw because we are running some retarded run plays right now.
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And then he goes and does that.

[wanks1212]

HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YES

[Namaste]

We're done...seasons over.



ehe

[MiamiHomer]

Unbelievable.
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ehe

For my defense I thought Jacory's injured was bad since he didnt move his shoulder but yeah. I went emo for a second.
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This is some pathetic defense...
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Just running down our throats now.
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If Shields turns around it's our ball.

[Flum]

That should have been pass interference.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

lead us to a win Jacory

[Chewford]

That should have been pass interference.

WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE GAME!?

[MiamiHomer]

WHAT A FUCKING THROW

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

holy shit wat a throw

[Metes]

Reviews are such a Buzz Killington

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

thats a catch

[MiamiHomer]

OMG....please dont reverse it.

[Metes]

SWAGGA

[MiamiHomer]

Got to hold them 1:53 guys just fucking 1:53

[Ramp]

fantastic game

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

plz lets play some Def and win it
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fantastic game

I agree.

[Flum]

WHY AREN'T YOU AT THE GAME!?
I had homework :(

[Metes]

Bad excuse, you've had all weekend

[MiamiHomer]

Worst special teams ever....WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SHANNON
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Literally one of the stupidest decisions ever....
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FUCK YOU SHANNON FUCK YOU

[Ramp]

lolz

no defense from either side

[FishFanInPA]

a lot of fail on that play.
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what the hell was that

[MiamiHomer]

Epic fail on decided to squib the fucking ball with 1:53 left.

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

i hate pooch kicks

[Chewford]

I had homework :(

That is in no way in the world a valid excuse.

Your heart must still be with the Turbows of Florida!

[Metes]

Great D there on the jumpball

[MiamiHomer]

I dint see any fucking penalty on that last play...

[FishFanInPA]

I'd do that play again. Tall wideouts will get that most times.

[Metes]

Yeah, never did get a look at the alleged PI
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Man, not really calling any holding here

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

1 more stop. lets go

[MiamiHomer]

There was fucking holding there!!!!

[Metes]

WOW

[FishFanInPA]

that was pretty close.

[Metes]

Replay, plz

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

THE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Flum]

Fucking lame.

[MiamiHomer]

FUCK YES!!!!! UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE

[Chewford]

TEH SEMINOLES OF FLORIDA STATE!!!11

[FishFanInPA]

Wow, it looks like there was a second left.

[Flum]

There's a second left on the clock when it was incomplete.

[Metes]

Helluva game there

[Marlinsfan4lyfe]

best game of week 1

[Chewford]

Yeah, game of the year there probably. FSU gotta be pissed of pissed since this is supposed to be a BCS season I think.