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Ramp
07-30-2010, 12:52 PM
Mike Stanton: Oh, you. You just couldn't move me up in the order, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incompetent, aren't you? Huh? You won't move me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't speak up because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
Edwin Rodriguez: You'll be batting 7th forever.
Mike Stanton: 7th? You're insane! Not like anyone cares where I bat anyway. I'm in beastmode.
Edwin: This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in this team. Beastmode or not.
Mike Stanton: Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Gaby Sanchez and all the heroic things he's done. You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for this clubhouse's soul in a fistfight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine's Gaby.
Edwin: What did you do?
Mike Stanton: I took Florida's rookie of the year contender and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, greatness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!
[Stanton laughs hysterically as Edwin races off and the Padres come to take the Stanton into custody]

I can has BOOMSTICK?
Fritz
07-30-2010, 01:23 PM
I love the TDK quote.
Fish and Chips
07-30-2010, 06:56 PM
Ramirez ss, morrison lf, sanchez 1b, uggla 2b, stanton rf, ross cf, helms 3b, paulino c, volstad p
TealMonster08
07-30-2010, 06:57 PM
That lineup is for me, given what we have to choose from at 3B.
nny
07-30-2010, 07:01 PM
give me murphyyyyyyy
FishFF
07-30-2010, 08:06 PM
Stannnnntton
Swifty
07-30-2010, 09:08 PM
Heck of a top of the first.
Valid
07-30-2010, 09:28 PM
For God's sake...put a fucking hitter away.
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Ugh.
Swifty
07-30-2010, 09:30 PM
He makes me Volsad.
Party
07-30-2010, 09:31 PM
How can someone defend this guy? He can barely put a fastball in the strikezone and when he does it gets hammered. He secondary stuff is garbage.
FishFanInPA
07-30-2010, 09:31 PM
it's okay...maybe the sun was in his eyes...or he was hungover
Valid
07-30-2010, 09:32 PM
How can someone defend this guy? He can barely put a fastball in the strikezone and when he does it gets hammered. He secondary stuff is garbage.
His changeup does look pretty solid tonight, though. He's thrown a few very good ones.
Party
07-30-2010, 09:33 PM
I saw Tejada tie his shoes and adjust his junk in the middle of one of Voly's curveballs.
Valid
07-30-2010, 09:34 PM
Fuck. Hanley and Uggla just missing homers.
Party
07-30-2010, 09:36 PM
PETCO is the closest comparison to the new ballpark in terms of foul territory and outfield dimensions. The new stadium is going to be deeper to left though, not as deep as PETCO in the alleys.
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Three times he's been 0-2 on a guy and its gone to 3-2.
Swifty
07-30-2010, 09:52 PM
That looked good off the bat. At least Hanley got the run in.
Valid
07-30-2010, 09:53 PM
Morrison is so cool.
jOOj
07-30-2010, 09:55 PM
He's LoMo FoSho!
FishFanInPA
07-30-2010, 10:36 PM
I dont know what's funnier...the dude spiking his drink or the Marlins fan cursing saying that's fucking right.
TealMonster08
07-30-2010, 10:37 PM
Tim Stauffer's ERA is funnier than both of those things.
FishFanInPA
07-30-2010, 10:45 PM
Nice work Volstad.....except the game goes nine innings.
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Nice work Hopper.
TealMonster08
07-30-2010, 10:55 PM
If Paulino drives in the run but gets out, do you let Burke hit and go back out for the 7th? I say yes.
nny
07-30-2010, 11:03 PM
Craig's daughter is as annoying as he is

and she's fat
FishFanInPA
07-30-2010, 11:05 PM
It's Holly!
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Peterson looked horribly awkward on that.