Marlins Vs Madison Bumgarner @ The Stadium by the Bay

[Ramp]

Jorge Cantu: What are you doing? You're not actually going to try to make the playoffs are you?
LoMo: We got fans crazy enough to follow us, don't we?
Chris Volsad: Sir, the possibility of successfully making the playoffs at this point is approximately 3,720 to 1.
LoMo: Never tell me the odds!

Get the series split today and we're sill in somewhat decent shape. Lose and we will not be in decent shape. Some would say we would be out of shape. And that's when we hit the treadmill.

I can has BOOMSTICK?

[Fritz]

Should've said "trademill" for full pun-tasticness.

[Ramp]

dammit

[Big Z]

Biggest game of the season right here

[jay576]

Biggest game of the season right here

You can say that about any game...

[TealMonster08]

Not the All-Star Game.

[Big Z]

You can say that about any game...

Not really, I mean there's still a chance even if we lose today, but if we lose that puts us at 8.5 back and in sell mode, which like ramp said isn't really a big deal cause we are only willing to deal Ross, Cantu and maybe some pitching.

[Ramp]

Han Ramirez
R2LoMo
Gaby Skywalker
Bobba Uggla
Jar Jar Cantu
C3PRoss
Darth Stanton
Stormtrooper Paulino
Anibal Ackbar

I might be getting carried away here...

[TealMonster08]

Rally Star Wars Nicknames have never failed us before.

[¿NICK?]

I think we're more of a Star Trek team.

Rally Nuclear Wessels?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdSJFrhb-HM

[jOOj]

This time it counts.

[Miamarlin21]

Yay, I finally have the Marlins announcers! I expect a great call by Rich tonight or I'll cry.

[jOOj]

If I was a lumberjack, my name would be LogMor.
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This boi can hit!
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Animallllllll, play da drummmz.
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Renteria did not like LogMor's slide in to the base number two.
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What a catch!@

[¿NICK?]

LoMo is for me.

[wanks1212]

Logan is for me too.

/hasn't seen more than an inning or two of a game in a month, but Tommy and Rich still make me angries.

[MiamiHomer]

Something about sticking guys in LF that don't usually play there really brings out the best in them.

[mbitcronod12]

Great catch by LoMo! I love that boy!

[Goodfella]

I've been following this Uggla reaching Marlins all time home run mark for some time now, but something about Alex Gonzalez being in the top 10 takes away from it.

[¿NICK?]

Cantu is the worst.

[jOOj]

Ugggggggla

[MiamiHomer]

Big Mike JUST missed it. Off the top of the wall.

[wanks1212]

Stanton's being cool again.

[Ramp]

jesus christ that ball was punished

Cantu sucks so much

good hard baserunning by Uggla

[¿NICK?]

I thought that was gonna knock down the wall.

[mbitcronod12]

Stanton! Great slide by Uggla, too.

[wanks1212]

Here comes Stanton.

[jOOj]

Stannntonnn

[mbitcronod12]

Stanton en fuego!

Another run! 3-0 good guys.

[Ramp]

pour it on

[Ralph]

he good.

[jOOj]

pour it on

in the name of love?

[Ramp]

maybe

[jOOj]

sticky sweet

[mbitcronod12]

Cantu is back out on the field to play third. Don't think that trade is final.
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Anibal en fuego, too.

[jOOj]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooots

[Goodfella]

Fucking Cantu.

[wanks1212]

Cantu makes an error in his last game as a Marlin. Fitting ending, that.

[Ramp]

holy fuck I hate Cantu
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bye bye no no

[mbitcronod12]

Panda breaks up the no-no.

[MiamiHomer]

Give me Mother Fucking Donnie Bleeping Murphy

[TealMonster08]

Boots broke Anibals heart. Anibal will be glad when Boots is gone.

[FishFF]

I say the team puts soap in pillow cases and take Cantu into the club house.

[wanks1212]

I say the team puts soap in pillow cases and take Cantu into the club house.

Well, it's not like that would seriously affect his handsomeness or complexion.

[Goodfella]

I say the team puts soap in pillow cases and take Cantu into the club house.

With our luck, someone will probably blow out their arm doing that.

[jOOj]

Stranded, now someone trip Boots on the way down the steps.

[FishFF]

Nah, good riddance to Cantu. He was kinda cool for a lil bit.

[Ramp]

Jar Jar Cantu was the worst ever

[jOOj]

I'm gonnnnaaaa soak up da sunnnnn

[Ramp]

Hanley with an XBH would be all kinds of insane

[jOOj]

HBP is not XBH

[Ramp]

SB4me

[jOOj]

He's a fast one that Solo.

[Ramp]

damn, just off the end of the bat

[jOOj]

Beef Posey sitting on 21 games.

[Ramp]

love them 6-4-3ssssssssssssssssssss

[FishFF]

If you lead they will follow

[jOOj]

643 area code for Dooblayplay.
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643 area code for Dooblayplay.

I actually looked it up, 643 is Washington DC, I bet Adam Dunn has a 643 area code.

[FishFF]

The Chipolte sign is very fitting

[Ramp]

he runs like a gazelle

[jOOj]

He was so out. :lol

[Ramp]

atta boy Cody, suck it Fip

[mbitcronod12]

Stanton being IBB'd. Chickens.

[Ramp]

Rowand goes back just about as good as anyone
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lol Anibal

IT'S A TRAP

[Fish and Chips]

Cantu was replaced

[Todd]

IT'S A TRAP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4

[jOOj]

I love it when you back that thang up.

[nny]

Missed vast majority of the game but man love seeing Anibal respond like this after his last few non-cool starts. 4.42 ERA since June, just a 1.57 K/BB

And getting strike outs!! I hate how little he K's guys with his stuff.

And that bunt was awesome haha

[mbitcronod12]

Cantu was replaced

But he usually is at this point in the game. You can't read much into this.

[jOOj]

S3AL!

[Ramp]

no one warming in Fish tank

Anibal going for teh W

[jOOj]

Attababii Sanchy!

[Ramp]

1 gone
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peeps warmin in the pen
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2 gone, nice grab Uggla

[jOOj]

Uggggla 2 outs.

[Ramp]

BALLGAME.

[jOOj]

BALL OF GAM3!

[MiamiHomer]

I blame the one hit on Cantu. Now GTFO Cantu.

[jOOj]

CGSO 1 Hitter.

[Valid]

Wonder if Cantu knows he got dealt?

[TealMonster08]

Sanchy is the tits. Stanton is teh best around.
Boots is gone.
We is .500.
SEASON BACK ON!

[Ramp]

PostGame (http://soflamarlins.com/showthread.php?p=98993#post98993)