Florida Marlins Vs. San Francisco Giants - 10:15 PM

[Blackout Pact]

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Josh Johnson

Vs.

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Matt Cain

[Ramp]

What an epic matchup we got tonight.

Something like 8 games this year where Cain has gone 8 innings and not given up a run. Would be lovely if Hanley woke the fuck up tonight.

[Namaste]

JJ's WHIP is 0.97

0.97 :cco



although I seem to remember reading somewhere on one of my handicapping graphs that he has been slightly "lucky" this year. maybe nny could elaborate

I love these west coast games. Especially when we have a match up like this.

[Bobbob1313]

Low-ish BABIP and low-ish HR/FB.

You have to be a little lucky to put up these kinds of numbers, but I think I read his XFIP is still like 2.3 or something crazy.
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Lolz, his July has been ridiculous. .68 era with a .348 BABIP. 17.00 k:bb ratio. Jesus.

[Namaste]

Yes it was the low-ish HR/FB stat I had read

[Ramp]

Hanley
LoMo
Sanchez
Uggla
Helms
Ross
Stanton
Paulino
JJ

I digggggggggg

[nny]

now if only helms wasn't 5th. Swap him and Stanton and woo

[Big Z]

Nice, same lineup I posted today, that I thought we should have, with the exception of helms. How come Cantu gets the night off? He was just given Sunday off..

[Ramp]

Probably because he sucks.

[Ralph]

Pretty exciting. Now Hit Stanton at the 5th spot and gimme some Murph!!

[Big Z]

I hope its because he's on the verge of getting traded. I mean that's the only reason why he should be sitting down right now, why would you sit him down 2 of the past 3 games..
Anyone excited to see Morrison tonight

[Fish and Chips]

Big Z beat me to it

[Ramp]

Cantu is on the bench because his offense sucks and his defense sucks. I'm sure it's because he's banged up, but it should be because he's horrible right now.

[nny]

OPS in July for our starting 8
Uggla: .897
Stanton: .876
Gaby: .777

Hanley: .618
Cantu: .538
Coghlan: .504
Cody: .489
Paulino: .389

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[jOOj]

Should be a doozycake.

[Swifty]

With meringue?

[jOOj]

No pie humour is allowed on the board anymore.

Stick to cakes.

[Beef]

HE THE AAACE, HES THE HOOORSE, AND HES PITCHING FOR YOU, COME OOOON, STAY UP KIDS, ITS LATE NIGHT WITH THE FISH

He the worst

[jOOj]

Go gettem JooJoo2.

[FishFF]

blackkkkkkkk

[jOOj]

Worked out of trouble.

[Valid]

"Trouble" is not in Johnson's vocabulary.

[jOOj]

Worked out of a jjam?

[FishFF]

Rich with the hr call for Renteria

[Miamarlin21]

Last Marlin rookie to wear number 20, Miguel Cabrera. Just sayi

[Fritz]

Blah.

[TealMonster08]

JJ is not his best tonight. Cain is his best.

[Fritz]

Stanton vaguely reminds me of the black guy from Reno 9-1-1, is that weird?

[Big Z]

Mike Stanton gets the assist without a glove on, BEAST

[Miamarlin21]

Congrats Lo Mo!

[jOOj]

Very niceeee.

[Fish and Chips]

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsY/56395.gif

kind of

[Ramp]

this is not best

[Big Z]

What's up with our 3B and their defense

[jOOj]

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsY/56395.gif

kind of

Phil!

[Ramp]

GET SOME MUFUGGIN RUNZ

[mbitcronod12]

CODY!!!!!!!!!!

[Fish and Chips]

Co-DY, CO-DY

[Fritz]

Cody!!!!!

[Big Z]

CODY!!! DON'T TRADE ME BRO!

[Miamarlin21]

Cody Motherfuckin Ross!!!!


That bat toss is gonna get him, or someone, hit.

[Ramp]

GET SOME MUFUGGIN RUNZ

I would also like to win the lottery.

[Swifty]

You need to caps lock it.

[McLevin]

Festa in Miami!

[AdamRavs]

Festa getting an email in!

[mbitcronod12]

Festa getting a shout out!

[Ramp]

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO WIN THE LOTTERY.

[Todd]

Me too.

[TealMonster08]

I WOULD ALSO LIKE RAMP TO WIN THE LOTTERY AND THEN MAYBE SHARE.

[Ramp]

I WOULD SHARE.

[Todd]

WOULD RAMP BUY ME A PICKUP TRUCK?

[Ramp]

HE MIGHT!

[Fritz]

OMGWTFWTOMFWOJTWMFWOMFOMWFEGWETOMG

[Todd]

YAY!

[Big Z]

FUCKING TORRES AND SANCHEZ.

[jOOj]

B3LLY BUTTONS FOR ALL!

[Fritz]

JELLY BEANZ

[Ramp]

THIS IS NOT FOR ME.

[TealMonster08]

Pitch selection is the worst tonight.

[Party]

My 5 seconds in the limelight.

[Miamarlin21]

So when we need it the most, our best pitcher of the year is not coming through? This is unJJesk

[Ramp]

I think we can forgive him

[jOOj]

I blame late night e-mails w/ the Festa.

[Ramp]

OK I WANT A RUNNER IN SCORING POSITION HERE.

IT WOULD BE MOST BEST IF HE WOULD SCORE, BUT I UNDERSTAND IF YOU ARE BUSY AND HE CANNOT SCORE.

[Swifty]

LOUD NOISES

[Ramp]

I HAVE BEEN LET DOWN.

I GUESS ITS JUST ME AND YOU, BELLYBUTTON.

[Miamarlin21]

Wes, we put you in so you wouldn't be like Jorge, damnit.
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Gaby!!!!

[Fish and Chips]

UGGLA!@!!!!!

[Fritz]

THUGGLA!!!!!!!!

[Miamarlin21]

His name is DANNNN UGGLAA!!!!. WOoOOOOO!!!

[mbitcronod12]

His name is Dan Uggla!!!

[Ramp]

GTFOOOOOOOOOOO

[jOOj]

THAT WAS FOR BUTTONS.

[Ralph]

Lock him up!!!

[TealMonster08]

Dan Hits Rockets.

[Miamarlin21]

Someone please explain this whole bellybutton/ buttons thing to me please because i feel stupid not knowing what's going on.

[The Hanram]

Someone please explain this whole bellybutton/ buttons thing to me please because i feel stupid not knowing what's going on.

tRamp can essplain.

[Namaste]

Lezzzzz Go Marleeeeeeeens

[Ramp]

not much to explain

I have a belly button

[Ralph]

I really hate Torres right now.

[Miamarlin21]

not much to explain

I have a belly button

lol there has to be some significance to it?

[jOOj]

It's where he was connected to Mrs. Momma Ramp when he was born.

[Beef]

Did Tommy get super mad last night when Gaby was leaning his head over the plate and almost getting hit in the head.

Ugh, Posey blew it

[jOOj]

I need a hero.

[The Hanram]

HanRam needs to find his belly button.

[FishFanInPA]

Hanley fucking blows.

[Valid]

Go crawl in a fucking hole, Hanley.

[jOOj]

No sir. I don't like it.

[FishFanInPA]

god i fucking hate Juan Uribe. He's like 87 years old.

[¿NICK?]

Mother Fucker.

[Ramp]

FUCK.

[TealMonster08]

I wouldve went Badenhop but thats just me. We pitch the same 4 guys every time, Sanches was bound to get hit eventually. Also, 1-2 Fastballs down the middle are the worst.

[FishFanInPA]

Can we not pitch to Rowand anymore.

[Miamarlin21]

Tank's up
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GD our fucking bullpen.

[Mainge]

Fuck.

[Ramp]

ehe

[jOOj]

Glad I didn't go now, I woulda been the bearded one crying.

[mbitcronod12]

OMG, I HATE OUR BULLPEN!!

[Swifty]

Banish the orange one

[Ramp]

i turned it off

[FishFanInPA]

Yeah, game's off.

[Miamarlin21]

Time to turn to porn to make me feel better. Who's with me?

[Ramp]

my belly button just face palmed

[Namaste]

Post game phone call between Larry Beinfest and Jeff Loria


Beinfest: Do you see a pattern forming here?

Loria: You mean our walkoff winz?!?!?!

Beinfest: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No. :fip

[Ramp]

dude on MLB Network called that homer a pitch before it went out

6-4

[nny]

if this gets to Stanton, we'll win

[Ramp]

come on Wes, that shit wasn't close

[nny]

seriously I was like WOOO WALK and then he fucking swung the bat

[Namaste]

The hand sign that Wilson just did after the final out was like, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Ralph]

Sad

[Beef]

BUSTER!

He is just the best

[Omar]

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