Rangers @ Marlins. Right Now!

[Swifty]

Hey guys, it's baseball season!

[MiamiHomer]

Fuck this weak ass shit.
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Way to make him work.

[Swifty]

Why does Jim Presley still have a job?

[Bobbob1313]

Dont you guys understand at this point that there's nothing to discuss unless we blow a late lead?

[Beef]

I understand

[Bobbob1313]

Oh, Lisa Loeb. I still love you.

[Swifty]

Lefty up in Rangers pen. Can't see who. Hunter must be hurt or something.
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Gaby, I still don't like your glove.

[Beef]

It was a tough play.

I never liked his glove though.

I remember when people around here did.

[Bobbob1313]

He's better than Mike Jacobs?

[MiamiHomer]

That's like comparing shit to crap.

[Bobbob1313]

I know Garrett. He's a good kid.

[Ramp]

Why does Jim Presley still have a job?

prob because we're top 5 in the NL in scoring, and top half of the MLB

(and cuz he blows fredi on the side, and whispers sweet nothings about OPS into his ear)

[MiamiHomer]

We left all our offense in Tampa.

[Party]

Dont you guys understand at this point that there's nothing to discuss unless we blow a late lead?

There really isn't.

There hasn't been a Marlins team this boring in a long time. Atleast the 2004-2005 team could be discussed to death.
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Yes, every male watching this game needs some of that, Rich.
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Team SeeSee strikes.

[MiamiHomer]

Rich Waltz: Where the most exciting out calls happens.

[Party]

:|!

I've got homer blue balls.

[Ramp]

oh Hanley :(

[Party]

Just think in the new ballpark that is atleast 20 feet from the fence. No joke.

[MiamiHomer]

Just think in the new ballpark that is atleast 20 feet from the fence. No joke.

Guys that are good with geometry might know better than me but it probably is about the same length it takes to hit it over the teal monster so it isn't that much of a difference I would say, just more ground for the outfielders to cover.

[Party]

I think for the NL scoreboard part of the Teal Tower that is true. The rest of leftfield plays pretty fair IMO.

[MiamiHomer]

Some quality AB's right there.
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Human white flag is in the game!

[Swifty]

Sosa? Really?

[MiamiHomer]

Buente? Really?

/we could do this with 98% of our bullpen

/I'll also guess with how this is going Buente is gone after this game.

[Beef]

Should've gone Buente first and then Sosa and then maybe Tank.

Fredi really blowed the pooch

[dgriot]

According to the Fredi guide to bullpen management, a high leverage spot with men on base calls for Pinto. He's thinking outside the box.

[Beef]

He should've put in Mariano Rivera. What a dumb assholeface

[MiamiHomer]

Yeah, throw that sucker right down the middle.

[Ramp]

Buente hadn't thrown in 11 days

brilliant management there

[Party]

I think our season ending pile will be the Braves clinching the WC on a walkoff homer off Pinto. Fredi doesn't use Nunez cause he's thinking extras.

[Beef]

Hanley is worse than Stanton

[Ramp]

hanley absolutely stinks right now

[MiamiHomer]

The Marlins absolutely stink right now

fixed

[Bobbob1313]

Guy throws 5 of his first 6 out of the zone and hanley swings at the first pitch well out of the zone. Awesome.

That was a Mike Jacobs at bat.

[MiamiHomer]

Guy throws 5 of his first 6 out of the zone and hanley swings at the first pitch well out of the zone. Awesome.

That was a Mike Jacobs at bat.

That's how basically all the Marlins do it though!

[Ramp]

holy fucking balls what a shot
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I hope Hutton is about to lose it... only time I enjoy his work

[Bobbob1313]

Bobby Flay look alike heroine addict guy is pissing me off.

[Ramp]

lol who

[Bobbob1313]

Hamilton

maybe it's just me, but everytime i see him, I think he's going to run up on a family owned eatery and challenge them to a cook off.

[mbitcronod12]

I'm kind of glad that I shut this game off in the second. I hate our bullpen and our offense has apparently taken this series off.

[MiamiHomer]

I'm glad you did.

[Party]

Wow 17,000 tonight. Either the prestadium attendance bump is happening or South Fla is lukewarm about this team/school is out.

Marlins usually draw 12K a night against a team like Texas.

[MiamiHomer]

I expected this but it's frustrating seeing Mike miss so much on these fastballs.
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Post Game (http://soflamarlins.com/showthread.php?p=84851#post84851)

[Swifty]

Wow 17,000 tonight. Either the prestadium attendance bump is happening or South Fla is lukewarm about this team/school is out.

Marlins usually draw 12K a night against a team like Texas.

14,000 of them didn't show up