Marlins @ Nationals | 1:35 PM EST | 5/9/10

[MiamiHomer]

This guy:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/82/236574907_044ac7773b.jpg?v=0

VS.

That guy:

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Rally Image:

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/img/content/characters/224a.jpg

Shut up Mimsy!!!

[Chewford]

Livan's picture has significantly fuller stands.

[MiamiHomer]

We show up to the big game!

[Party]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpIcPde4rAo

[wanks1212]

cogs lf
contingency 3b
hanley ss
cantu 1b
uggla 2b
baker c
cody cf
peterson rf
anibal

[Chewford]

SPIRIT OF MICHAEL JACKSON
LASER SPECTACULAR

[Swifty]

Cogs got a hit

[wanks1212]

unfortunately, said hit was not of the extra base variety. but hey, baby steps.

[Swifty]

What happened to Bob Carpenter? Did he finally just kill himself? I thought he was still with the Nationals but that guy always thought the Nats were a legitimate title contender and by the end of May he was positively inconsolable. It was the closest thing to Major League that I've heard.
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That was pretty incredible. Never seen a ball roll completely on the line like that.
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At least Chris Coghlan showed up today. 2/2

Welcome to the Mendoza line.

[MiamiHomer]

Florida Marlins: where fundamentals go out the window.

[Swifty]

Not sure why you go get Anibal there. He wasn't pitching that badly.

[Ramp]

100 pitches in 4.1 though

for someone with arm/elbow issues in the past, I don't mind that decision

[MiamiHomer]

Got no problem taking him out there, he's been having to work a lot for only 4.1 innings.

[Ramp]

nice work Leroux

[Swifty]

I'm not saying let him get the 6th, but Pudge is pitchable.

I think there's something kind of demoralizing about not letting a starting pitcher finish the 5th. Not a huge deal either way though.
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Hanleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Chewford]

Our lineup makes scoring runs look so difficult.

[Ramp]

doesn't help that Livan is pitching out of his mind this year

[TealMonster08]

Does anyone remember the last time we scored a run in any of the first 5 innings of a game?

[Ramp]

Friday

[Chewford]

I was referring to the last week and how painful watching our lineup has been. We have of course faced good pitching but still.

[wanks1212]

as joecapMARLINS points out, Uggla is 9 for his last 50 after his hot start

[TealMonster08]

Ah yes, the C Ross RBI double in the 2nd, other than that though, I believe it was the last Washington series. We like to hit in the 6th-9th.

[Swifty]

It's kind of awesome that the Marlins are like a real life version of playing MLB The Show on PS3 and just hitting power swing on every pitch.
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Jesus fucking Christ Cam

[TealMonster08]

Thanks for playing Cam

[Chewford]

:eviltongue:
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Rich lives in Coral Springs!

[TealMonster08]

Nice play by Bake there

[Swifty]

3 hits for Cogs
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.206 now; Cam's at .229

[Chewford]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Rich read Absolute Zero's post from like over a year ago!!!!

[MiamiHomer]

What in the fuckin fuck are you swinging at Cantu.

[Beef]

that shouldve been homers

[Swifty]

I don't care that it got a run in, that's among the worst AB's I've ever seen with the bases loaded.

[TealMonster08]

Ill take the sac fly, but he swung at 3 balls.

[Chewford]

Fuck you, wind.

[MiamiHomer]

None of that pitches were anywhere near to being strikes.

[Chewford]

Also, yeah, Cantu should have just held up and walked with the bases loaded.

[Swifty]

It's hard to hold up when you keep pressing the square button.

[Chewford]

I don't care that it got a run in, that's among the worst AB's I've ever seen with the bases loaded.

Did you see Hanley in game 2 of the giants series? That was worse methinks.

[MiamiHomer]

Yeah no check swings with the square button but all we needed was the X button there.

[Swifty]

Fucking fuck

[MiamiHomer]

You would think after all the times we see the same fucking bullshit occur when we have the bases loaded but it's still just a irritating. Maybe Baker can change that here, but I doubt it.

[TealMonster08]

Tyler Clippard blows leads to get wins. I think he has a 10 win incentive in his contract, and bitch wants to get paid. He has a chance to get number 6.

[Chewford]

Bases loaded, no outs. Only 1 run scored in the inning. And that's not the first time that's happened in the past week. Fucking A.

[Swifty]

Fire someone

[Beef]

Its better than 0

[Chewford]

You would think having no one out, bases loaded, and the heart of your order coming up, they would be able to do something besides shit all over the place.

[Beef]

You would think having no one out, bases loaded, and the heart of your order coming up, they would be able to do something besides shit all over the place.

Who, me?

[Chewford]

Anyone in general, Beef.

Craig forgot to wish a happy mother's day to Martha Sugalski!

[Swifty]

Good for Hammer. Fuck you Beinfest.

[TealMonster08]

Clay Hensley is the best around. Well, other than Josh Willingham.

[Chewford]

Emilio is fast!

[TealMonster08]

Tyler Clippard for Cy Young!

[MiamiHomer]

I hope Hammer homers every time we play against him.

[Chewford]

I hope him plays every time we hammer against homer.

[TealMonster08]

I hope Hammer homers every time we play against him.

Me too, but id prefer if it happened in a game we won, and not in the late innings of a tie game. :fist

[Beef]

HMMAMER!

[Chewford]

STOP!
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HAMMER TIME!
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You can't touch this.

[Bobbob1313]

Heh. As soon as they showed the replay of Hammer's homer last night, he does the exact same thing. That was just silly.

[Swifty]

I like that Matt Capps' closer music is "The Final Countdown." That has to be peculiarly intimidating.

[Chewford]

DA NA NA NA! DA NA NA NA NA!

[Swifty]

That square button didn't work too well today.

[Bobbob1313]

I hope Hammer homers every time we play against him.

I've seen like 4 people say this recently. Are you guys being serious?

[TealMonster08]

If we dont hit well in Chicago, and lose the series, would anyone be surprised to see Stanton by the time we play NY? Our hitting has been shit lately, I dont care who we've had to face.

[Chewford]

I just listened to The Final Countdown in entirety because of you, Swift! :fist

[MiamiHomer]

I've seen like 4 people say this recently. Are you guys being serious?

Maybe.
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