Natinals @ Marlins 7:05

[Swifty]

http://gdx.mlb.com/images/gameday/mugshots/mlb/489334.jpg

Craig Stammen; 1-0, 6.75 ERA

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http://gdx.mlb.com/images/gameday/mugshots/mlb/458690.jpg

Chris Volstad; 1-2, 5.79 ERA

If we don't win, I'll be so upset I won't watch them until Sunday.

[Chewford]

WILLY CHIRINO

[MiamiHomer]

Just waiting till the Chosen 1 is called up.

[Chewford]

Tom Turbow ain't in our minor league system, brah.

[mbitcronod12]

They're giving away thunder sticks tonight. Should be loud like cowbell give away night.

/still has my Marlins cowbell

[Chewford]

That's awful, but at least it will be followed by the sweet sounds of Willy Chiiiiirrrrriiiiinnnnoooo, amirite!

[Swifty]

Same lineup: Maybin, Coghlan, Ramirez, Cantu, Uggla, Baker, Ross, Sanchez, Volstad

[Party]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU1t-wXVq-c

THUNDERSTIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Fish Tank is already soldout for tonight.

[mbitcronod12]

Well, almost the same lineup. Only difference is Bake instead of Paulino.

Let's win this game for Clay Hensley and his late father!

[Chewford]

I went on Willy Chirino night once and it was insanely crowded. Same thing with EL GRAN COMBO DE PUERTO RICO!

[Party]

Best available in the upper deck is row 9 in section 455. It's going to be a good crowd tonight.

[Swifty]

1 - I like that the Spanish announce guys picked Nationals, not Marlins in the "who's having a big game" contest.

2 - Who is Allison Williams and why isn't she on TV more?

[FishFF]

RALLY GIMMIE BACK MY SON REMIX.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lztwjgD10Yw

If this doesn't get us a win I dont know what will

[Swifty]

Oh Cam
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Ole
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You don't run on Pudge Rodriguez.

[FishFF]

Hanley AKA beefcakes

[Swifty]

Volstad gives up a lot of flyballs for a "groundball pitcher"
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A double off the wall and two sac flies in the inning.

Love those ground balls.
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Hey, there's one! Chopper to second.
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I hope she replaces Minervini and Forte.
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Yay Uggs. Keep not making outs.
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Had him 3-1 and hit into a should be double play after taking strike two and swinging at ball four.

Our outfielders suck.
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I have to warn everyone, when Stanton gets up here I might have a crush on him that makes MBA think I'm biased.

[wanks1212]

Allison Williams really has been a big addition to the broadcast team. Like Rich, Craig, and Tommy, she's kind of a dummy, but unlike Rich, Craig, and Tommy, she's fun to look at.

[nny]

Franke and Craig have bigger tits though

[Swifty]

Amazing that it's May 1 and Cogs still doesn't have an XBH

[Jewbility]

I didn't see the start...is she doing this just for today or what

[Swifty]

How did Hanley not get a triple out of that?

[wanks1212]

She's been around sporadically all year.

Also, with the outfield off to another splendid 0-7 start, I'll mention that Stanton's 1-1 with a single and a 7 pitch unintentional walk.

[Swifty]

Get him here. Now.

[Bobbob1313]

Hanley fucking bombed that one.

[Swifty]

"The answer has had two multi-homer games against Chris Volstad"

Tell me I'm not the only one that thought "of course he has!"

[Beef]

ehe, yay, kinda
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ALL HECK BROKE LOOSE!

[Swifty]

Morgan out Marlin'd the Marlins on that throw.

[Beef]

Is Reggie Miller worse than Rich Waltz?

[Swifty]

Yes. Miller is historically dumb, Waltz is just like Michael Scott doing PBP.
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Good inning out of Volstad.

[Beef]

Is Reggie Miller worse than tjfla?

[Swifty]

I think tjfla is Reggie.

[MiamiHomer]

Is Reggie Miller worse than tjfla?

I'd rather listen to TV static than Reggie Miller.

[Swifty]

"You practice like you play! Don't throw a curve ball to first base!" I love The Contingency.
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Cam!
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ehe
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Get him in Cogs!
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Yay for not making an out Cogs!
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ehe Allison has fun but we're not getting into it.
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Let's go H2R
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Aww Cogs

[Bobbob1313]

Coghlan Bonered.

[Swifty]

Cantuuuuuuuuuu

[MiamiHomer]

Guess who went yard today and is 2/2 with a walk

[Swifty]

Chris Volstad?

[MiamiHomer]

Shut up Mimsy

[FishFanInPA]

Nats broadcast trivia question:

Which former fish reliever gave up Zimm's 1st career grand slam in 2007?

[MiamiHomer]

Logan Kensing? Just random guess.

[Beef]

EHAEHAEHAEHAEH

I just changed back from the bball and hear Tommy say I have a feeling thats not the last time FoxTrax gets me riled up.


Earlier in the season: I dont have to get riled up this year because of FoxTrax

What a fucking tardfacedfucker

[FishFanInPA]

Nope MH.

[MiamiHomer]

Jorge Julio.

[FishFanInPA]

man, the Nats announcers got this first guess. I'm betting Swifty knows.
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As an aside, Rob Dibble continually keeps saying that they are playing down to us. At first I was pissed but he's probably right.

[MiamiHomer]

What the hell does that even mean at this point in the season?

[Jewbility]

MATT LINDSTROM

[Swifty]

man, the Nats announcers got this first guess. I'm betting Swifty knows.
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As an aside, Rob Dibble continually keeps saying that they are playing down to us. At first I was pissed but he's probably right.

It's gotta be Julio. The walk off grand slam Zim hit in '07 after the rain delay was in May and came off Julio.

[FishFanInPA]

Nope....It was the goggled one.

[Swifty]

Gregg? Really?

[FishFanInPA]

That's what the answer was.

[Beef]

whoa, he did it, finally

[MiamiHomer]

He cares now.
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Just looked it up. Zimmerman did hit his first career grand slam off Gregg but it was in a 12-6 blow out game the Marlins won where Gregg was just getting some work in during the 9th.

[FishFanInPA]

Rob Dibble keeps saying how he hears managing this team is a nightmare and that this is a team of difficult players. Where is he getting this shit outside of Hanley?

[Valid]

Rob Dibble is an idiot.

[MiamiHomer]

What the new guy said.

[FishFanInPA]

He's actually a pretty funny/good color guy. Very passionate about his work.

[Valid]

I'm not new; I'm m26555. I just changed my name.

[Beef]

Rob Dibble keeps saying how he hears managing this team is a nightmare and that this is a team of difficult players. Where is he getting this shit outside of Hanley?

I don't know where he's getting it from, but he prob has better connections than you

[FishFanInPA]

Really Beef? You think? Shit, I don't know...Thanks for adding something to the conversation as you always do.

[Beef]

Really Beef? You think? Shit, I don't know...Thanks for adding something to the conversation as you always do.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR ASKING A RETARDED FUCKING QUESTION

[FishFanInPA]

IT'S NOT RETARDED.

[Beef]

HE GOT HIS INFORMATION FROM JUAN ENCARNACION.

What kind of fucking non-retarded answer do you fucking expect?

[MiamiHomer]

NICE THROW CC
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The question may have been rhetorical.

[Beef]

A retarded rhetorical question?

[MiamiHomer]

I'm not listening to the Net's broadcast so i don't know exactly what Dibble is saying but I think the main point Fip was trying to get across is why Dibble saying that those issues exist for the Marlins when there hasn't been any sign or talk of that down here through the media or other outlets.

[Bobbob1313]

I'm with fip. Sounds like dibbles talking out his ass.

Volstad was phenomenal tonight.

[MiamiHomer]

Post Game (http://soflamarlins.com/showthread.php?t=2086)