Atlanta Braves @ Florida Marlins | 7:10 EST | 7/29

[MiamiHomer]

Josh "Can't feel my face" Johnson vs. some Kamakazi Japanese suide bomber guy.

Just.
Win.

MattWilson was spot on with his thoughts on yesterday's outcome so let's ask him how he feels about today's game. Matt?

[FishFanInPA]

KAWAKAMI is 0-1 when starting against FLORIDA with an ERA of 6.00 and a WHIP of 1.333.
His team's record is 0-1 (-1.3 units) in these starts. The UNDER is 1-0. (+1.0 units)
KENSHIN KAWAKAMI recent starts vs. FLORIDA
Date Opponent Score Line Total Result Dec IP R ER H HR BB SO Opp Starter
4/16/2009 FLORIDA 2-6 -125 8.5 Loss,Under L 6 5 4 5 1 3 7 SANCHEZ(R)

JOSH JOHNSON vs. ATLANTA since 1997
JOHNSON is 3-1 when starting against ATLANTA with an ERA of 2.66 and a WHIP of 1.416.
His team's record is 5-3 (+2.6 units) in these starts. The OVER is 4-4. (-0.4 units)
JOSH JOHNSON recent starts vs. ATLANTA
Date Opponent Score Line Total Result Dec IP R ER H HR BB SO Opp Starter
9/1/2008 ATLANTA 4-3 -170 9 Win,Under 6 3 3 9 0 0 8 HAMPTON(L)
8/27/2008 at ATLANTA 4-1 -125 9.5 Win,Under W 9 1 1 4 0 3 8 HAMPTON(L)
6/29/2007 ATLANTA 3-12 +100 10 Loss,Over L 4 2 2 5 0 5 6 JAMES(L)

[Longview]

Outfield Terrace seats for $9.76 (55% off).

Got this in an email:

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[Namaste]

Now you just have to avoid spending $75 on beer/chicken tenders/water/saratoga chips like I do when I go.

lol

[Longview]

Marlins record in games Josh Johnson has started: 16-4. :cool:

[Ramp]

Coghlan
Bonifacio
Ramirez
Cantu
Hermida
Uggla
Ross
Baker
Johnson

Again, starting a game already behind because of our lineup

[FishFF]

waambulance

[MiamiHomer]

Does Gaby really need to come to the stadium every day for this?

[Ramp]

Does Gaby really need to come to the stadium every day for this?

someone has to keep Brett Carroll company

[Bobbob1313]

If you are going to give Carroll and gaby rare starts, it makes zero sense to do it against a rhp. I mean, come on.

[MiamiHomer]

Gaby hasn't even pinch hit since coming up.....I mean Jesus Christ.

[Sandroimbuto]

What do the braves have in common with marijuana?


They both get smoked

[MiamiHomer]

The weather has been horrible all day. Hoping it's fine by game time.

[Metes]

Get ready for it

[Metes]

WGW

[Longview]

How Garrett Anderson steps toward first base every time he swings and has been a really good hitter his whole career is beyond me.

[nny]

If you are going to give Carroll and gaby rare starts, it makes zero sense to do it against a rhp. I mean, come on.

carroll's pro splits show no severe split difference
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I'm pretty sure I'm ramp's johnny come lately to OFers love. First hammer and now cousins and carroll

[Longview]

Nice play Boner, just need to get through the pitcher and we get outta this.

[FishFF]

good cautious turn at first Hermida

[MiamiHomer]

jeez that was pathetic Uggla

[Longview]

:indifferent:

[Bucklin12]

Impressive showing.

[MiamiHomer]

I really wish we would give Uggla a day off and move Boner to 2B and have Gaby get one start.

[FishFF]

WHERE THE Fuck was that

[nny]

that was outside jesus lol

[MiamiHomer]

This ump retarded?
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Yep retarded.

[Madman81]

Where'd that first pitch to Chipper miss?

[Longview]

Wow

[FishFF]

Bobby Cox gon get ejected tonight
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Man Hanley is sexy

[Madman81]

I won the twitter tweet contest!! Fucking awesome!

[MiamiHomer]

Hanley is as cool as the other side of the pillow.

/Stuart Scott.
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what? This ump is everywhere.

[FishFF]

I won the twitter tweet contest!! Fucking awesome!

huh?

[Madman81]

Dude, no love for winning the Twitter contest? Maybe I'll go tell the fags over at the other place (well no, I won't, but meh anyway).
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They talk about how they are on Twitter once again and ask a trivia question and first person to tweet them the right answer wins an autographed ball by the player involved. Today was something like last Marlin to have a 15 rbi 4 game stretch. I was first to tweet them Cody.

[Beef]

Hey Fip, if Madman didnt win the Tweeter contest somebody else would have

[m26555]

He was out.

[FishFF]

what do you win in the the twitter contest?

[MiamiHomer]

Dude, no love for winning the Twitter contest? Maybe I'll go tell the fags over at the other place (well no, I won't, but meh anyway).
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They talk about how they are on Twitter once again and ask a trivia question and first person to tweet them the right answer wins an autographed ball by the player involved. Today was something like last Marlin to have a 15 rbi 4 game stretch. I was first to tweet them Cody.

So they mail it to you?

[Madman81]

Yes, they UPS it to me. Autographed Cody Ross ball.

[m26555]

BEAST

[Beef]

WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSWER

[MiamiHomer]

lol it's like a video game to him.

[Madman81]

Love that opposite field power stroke

[m26555]

Amazingly enough, that's his first triple.
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Ooooh out in front of it...

[MiamiHomer]

When Boner is running like that and Beinfest is watching it probably makes him forget everything else that Boner does that is bad.

[Madman81]

SunSportsFOXFLCongrats @Mvdh81, who wins a Cody Ross autographed baseball. Watch Braves-Marlins tomorrow PM, Tweet us the answer & you could win, too!

[m26555]

That sounded like it was hit A LOT harder than it was off the bat.

[Longview]

Coghlans bat, eh?....lol Congrats madman

[Beef]

SunSportsFOXFLCongrats @Mvdh81, who wins a Cody Ross autographed baseball. Watch Braves-Marlins tomorrow PM, Tweet us the answer & you could win, too!

EMVEEDEEaYCH! You did it! If you twit em again tomorrow you could win, also

[MiamiHomer]

I don't get it...that pitch was a ball last batter.

[Madman81]

Man, his delayed strike call is really annoying, too.

[m26555]

Way to miss a complete meatball.

[Beef]

I gon press mute, if FSN starts drowning out Rich's voice and instead blasts TASTES JUST LIKE CHERRY CHAPSTICK every time he opens his mouth, somebody sext me

[MiamiHomer]

sex you?

[Beef]

sext me

[MiamiHomer]

ohhhhhhhhhh

[Madman81]

Birthday sext?

[Longview]

Balolk

[MiamiHomer]

I totally forgot Bill Hahn was the home ump...a man with that epic stache should not be that bad of a plate ump.

[m26555]

lol...

[Longview]

Yikes.

[MiamiHomer]

Yowza....3-2 curve

[m26555]

OH MYYYY

[Longview]

JJ!!!!!!

[nny]

So apperently Hutton found JJ's G-spot

[FishFF]

JJJJJJJJJJ

[Beef]

OH MY IGOSHJSFHFJSIKFDSKSDFK O
GIIN YOUIR FUCKING FACE BAKER WAAAAH I HIT 8TH ID BE WAY BETTER IF IDSIFJSDJFSKALJFA
FKDS
KF
DSAJGOLJDSOEHEHEEE
NAH BUT I LIKE BAKER BUT IN SEFOR REALS ASJDFIN HIS FACE

[Longview]

JAK'D.

That sounded so purty off the bat.

[MiamiHomer]

Jesus second HR he has that went dead center.

[Madman81]

Holy fuck balls

[Bucklin12]

You know what's hilarious/sad?

Boner's OPS is closer to JJ's than anyone else in the lineup.

[Longview]

Settle down JJ
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http://deadspin.com/5325886/i-hope-someone-gently-broke-the-news-to-josh-johnson

[FishFF]

JJ is the shit

[Longview]

:love:

[FishFF]

Golden child

[MiamiHomer]

Come on cycle

[Longview]

HGC

[MiamiHomer]

Human Growth Candy?

[Longview]

lol.


And Uggla says "CAN ALDERSON DO THAT?"

[FishFF]

Kawakami bp

[MiamiHomer]

Uggla finally decided to not be an asshole.

[Bobbob1313]

Man, kawakami's lucky he only gave up 2 hr there.

[Longview]

Boner, Hanley, Cantu :thumbsdown:

[MiamiHomer]

I mean Boner had all the time in the world and could even reach Cantu.

[Longview]

At least it didnt hurt:rlymad

[MiamiHomer]

And then that happen.
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Come on JJ.
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So he is alive....but swings at the first pitch.
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Cantu is so fucking slow...

[Bobbob1313]

The conversation between Hahn and Bobby was fun to watch.

It looked like Hahn said at one point say "oh yeah, why don't you tell me about it?"

I liked how he got thrown out.

[FishFF]

Bobby Cox gon get ejected tonight
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Man Hanley is sexy

Hehe

[nny]

jesus christ at that throw lol
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this guy needs to play everyday if we want to be a better team
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I mean seriously, we have a .700 OPS in LF with bad defense

why can't we have a .700 OPS with omgwtf defense?

i hate this team

[MiamiHomer]

lol carroll...funny dive but holy Jesus that throw.
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Homers From JJ, Hanley and Uggla Help Fish Beat Braves (http://soflamarlins.com/showthread.php?p=2142#post2142)

[Omar]

http://www.soflamarlins.com/showthread.php?t=189